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Anomalous Object

ID:	294
Name:	The Coffee Machine
Threat level:	Sootclid
Filed:	March 18th, 2001
By:	Dr. Archivist

OBJ-294

Object File ID: 294

Threat Level: Sootclid

Description

OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as Sproke, water, meds and many more.

After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.

News

Hello all, Dr. Soyberg again. I feel as though I owe you guys a proper news section, so, here it goes.

I recently stumbled upon a few comments on the Shlog regarding the potential transfer of this website to Rot and his clique. This will not happen. This website, our website, is the MtF foster child of me and Angeleno, and I do not intend for that to change. While I am not anti-Froot, I also don't want him to own this website, I have expressed my concern to Angeleno about this in the past. Angeleno himself hasn't answered my messages (he did once) or calls in a while so I don't know what's going on. Angeleno, if you are reading this, please respond to me. We need to discuss the future of this website.

You also might be wondering why I'm sperging out over shit that happened over a month ago, It's mainly because Angeleno never informed me of making this "anon_humor" guy admin or this website "probably going to rot's group". This is all partially my fault because I rarely interact with soysphere politics nowadays. -Dr. Soyberg