Patient-13141712
ID: | 12141712 |
Name: | Norman "Norm" Benjamin Normson II |
Threat level: | NORMal |
Filed: | I fogor |
By: | Dr. Pogchamp68 |
Threat Level: NORMal
Containment Level: Safe
Prescribed Medication: Rainbow Beer
Containment Procedure[edit | edit source]
Norm is locked in a standard padded cell with rainbow beer and a TV. Always let him out after 3 hours so he can go home to his family.
Description[edit | edit source]
Norm is an elderly white male with a mole on his right cheek. His favourite sweater is green with orange and yellow diamonds. His family consists of his wife, Janice, his husband, Charlie, his daughter, Chloe, his non-binary-in-law, Chaz and his dog (which he somehow birthed himself), Billie. He was raised in a very anti-woke household and has had a lot of trauma in his life and he came here for help. He has had experiences with a supernatural entity known as "nrom", which has existed since the beginning of time. He also has died and been brought to life twice.
Audio Log #001[edit | edit source]
[06:09: Dr Pogchamp68 talks with Norm about his past]
Dr Pogchamp68: So, how are you feeling, Norm?
Norm: Pretty good today
Dr Pogchamp68: I hear you had a very bad relationship with your father
Norm: Yes, he taught me to hate the person I was inside and has tried to kill me many times.
Dr Pogchamp: Murder you?
Norm: Yes...
Dr Pogchamp: Oh dear, I assume that must have been very hard for you
Norm: Yeah, it was. Hey, could you go get me some Normal Beer™️?
Dr Pogchamp: No, Norm. Remember, you don't have to be afraid about being yourself anymore.
Norm: Ok, ok.
[Patient-1991 then breaks out of his cell and runs into Norm's room]
Patient-1991: MAN FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! GOLFWANG!!!
Norm: what the actual fuck
END LOG