Patient-13141712

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Asylum Patient
ID: 12141712
Name: Norman "Norm" Benjamin Normson II
Threat level: NORMal
Filed: I fogor
By: Dr. Pogchamp68

Threat Level: NORMal

Containment Level: Safe

Prescribed Medication: Rainbow Beer

Containment Procedure[edit | edit source]

Norm is locked in a standard padded cell with rainbow beer and a TV. Always let him out after 3 hours so he can go home to his family.

Description[edit | edit source]

Norm is an elderly white male with a mole on his right cheek. His favourite sweater is green with orange and yellow diamonds. His family consists of his wife, Janice, his husband, Charlie, his daughter, Chloe, his non-binary-in-law, Chaz and his dog (which he somehow birthed himself), Billie. He was raised in a very anti-woke household and has had a lot of trauma in his life and he came here for help. He has had experiences with a supernatural entity known as "nrom", which has existed since the beginning of time. He also has died and been brought to life twice.

Audio Log #001[edit | edit source]

[06:09: Dr Pogchamp68 talks with Norm about his past]

Dr Pogchamp68: So, how are you feeling, Norm?

Norm: Pretty good today

Dr Pogchamp68: I hear you had a very bad relationship with your father

Norm: Yes, he taught me to hate the person I was inside and has tried to kill me many times.

Dr Pogchamp: Murder you?

Norm: Yes...

Dr Pogchamp: Oh dear, I assume that must have been very hard for you

Norm: Yeah, it was. Hey, could you go get me some Normal Beer™️?

Dr Pogchamp: No, Norm. Remember, you don't have to be afraid about being yourself anymore.

Norm: Ok, ok.

[Patient-1991 then breaks out of his cell and runs into Norm's room]

Patient-1991: MAN FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! GOLFWANG!!!

Norm: what the actual fuck

END LOG