Editing Patient-389

{{Patientbox|file=Patient-389.png|id=389|name=CobDaGem|threat=Sootclid|date=2026-07-21|author=SLEEK'N'TEARS}}
'''''Patient File ID:''''' 389

'''''Threat Level:''''' Sootclid

'''''Prescribed Medication:''''' N/A

== Description ==
CobDaGem, also known as Patient-389, is a white human male, securely bound in a heavy canvas straitjacket. His most important facial features include:

His rectangular, black-rimmed glasses framing wide, unblinking eyes.

His extremely thick, scruffy beard covering his jaw and neck.

And as depicted in his file, his perpetually gaping mouth, stretched wide open in a loud scream.

Since Patient-389's arms are tightly strapped to his chest, he can be easily contained physically, but he remains highly volatile and loud. Because of his restricted mobility, the patient resorts to thrashing and attempting to bite the staff at the Mental Asylum. Patient-389 was brought in after experiencing a severe meltdown in public. It is unknown what triggered his endless screaming, but reports say Patient-389 managed to damage the acoustic padding in his cell through the sheer volume of his wailing.

Patient-389's offenses include:

As aforementioned above, attempting to bite the orderlies who strapped him into his jacket.

Annoying the workers with incessant, high-pitched screeching.

Constantly thrashing his body, throwing his restrained torso against the padded walls of his cell.

If [[you]] hear the sound of muffled crying or frantic defending of pop culture franchises from Soy-389's cell, please notify the staff to check his straps.

The provided picture is a photograph of Soy-389, throwing a tantrum with his mouth wide agape while fully restrained. The watermark "SLEEK'N'TEARS" is visible in the bottom right corner of his official file.