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*[[Tolerance Academy|Diversity training]]
*[[Tolerance Academy|Diversity training]]
*Prostate stimulation
*Prostate stimulation
*[[BWC|███]]
*/calm/ state induction  
*/calm/ state induction  
*Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
*Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
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*Recorded broadcasts of our new world leader, "Karl Schwab"
*Recorded broadcasts of our new world leader, "Karl Schwab"
*Soylent
*Soylent
*'''[[Niggerhell|Level Ϫ clearance needed to view this method]]'''
*Bug eating  
*Bug eating  
*Skibidi toilet video essays
*Skibidi toilet video essays
*Rick and Morty funniest moments
*Rick and Morty funniest moments
*Brainwashing
*Brainwashing
*[[Copium]]
[[Category:Treatment]]
[[Category:Treatment]]

Latest revision as of 11:05, 15 March 2024

Many methods of SRMD (Soy Related Mental Disorder, aka psoychosis) treatment have been tried and tested throughout the years. Some treatments result in improving conditions for affected soyjaks. However, some treatments can worsen ailments, or cause them to become worse.

Always refer to this page when deciding what to do after giving the patient Fentanyl!


  • Meds
  • Vaccines
  • BBC
  • Meds + BBC
  • Sproke
  • CBT (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy)
  • CBT (Smashing your clitty into paste with a large stone)
  • Diversity training
  • Prostate stimulation
  • ███
  • /calm/ state induction
  • Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
  • Soylent Deprivation Chamber
  • Ground up Tunisian Short-Nosed Nigger Giraffe (only 3 left alive) toenails (traditional medicine from China)
  • Recorded broadcasts of our new world leader, "Karl Schwab"
  • Soylent
  • Level Ϫ clearance needed to view this method
  • Bug eating
  • Skibidi toilet video essays
  • Rick and Morty funniest moments
  • Brainwashing
  • Copium