Patient-1175

Asylum Patient

ID:	1175
Name:	█████
Threat level:	Sootclid
Filed:	2025/08/26
By:	Dr. Scheudah

Patient File ID: 1175

Threat Level: Sootclid

Prescribed Medication: Methamphetamines _{(yes, those are given to ADHDers)}

Description

Patient-1175 is a crazy-ass dude known as "█████" measuring 6' in height, his muscles significantly stronger than that of other patients. Despite being considered "neotenic", he often enjoys games such as the Quake series, the Unreal series, and the Postal series amongst other such FPS classics. The patient has a deep-rooted hatred for gays, transexuals, and others deemed Epsteinian. The sheer power of Patient-1175 is a Class 5 threat, though he has control over his rage. You'll be okay as long as you don't do anything stupid, such as putting chemicals in the water that turn the fuckin' frogs gay. Before being sent to the Soysylum, he wore a white and orange baseball cap, a white and green striped shirt, and blue jeans.

Soypecial Containment Procedures

Patient-1175 is contained in an actually decent living space in the Soysylum and a red bed in the back corner. It is speculated that his culture forbids entomophagy and soy consumption. He enjoys meat and dairy, and has proven himself worthy of a BCG 0 diet. He's also allergic to soy, which is unusual amongst soyjaks. No sound can wake Patient-1175 from his slumber, due to him always locking in. Cameras observing Patient-1175 has shown that he sleeps 9 hours nightly. When he is asleep, he doesn't even snore, since sleep apnea is for pussies.

Addendum 1

Patient-1175 was a daily gamer who enjoyed such classics as Doom, Doom II, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, Quake, Quake II, Quake III Arena, Unreal Gold, Unreal Tournament, Postal 2, Postal III, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Call of Duty 4, and Call of Duty: World at War. At one point, he made a study to debunk the "video games cause violence/aggression" hoaxes, claiming that "it's the queers that truly enrage us". Even after being put through Tolerance Academy a whole lotta times, he was still "against da niggaz, fags, Jewz, and troons". Eventually, it was discovered that Patient-1175 had had bad experiences with the LGBT, though he's physically and mentally stronger than his sister, meaning that he handles them better than her.

A very similar patient was relocated to Minos, a planet outside our solar system. However, that one smuggled Sproke, and upon consumption, the whole planet was destroyed. Clearly, giving Sproke to his sister pales in comparison.

Tip of the day

Patient-1175 thinks of Hakita as a traitor. According to him, gays kept Ultrakill in development for 8 goddamn years and counting.