Patient-1471: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 18:30, 5 September 2025

Item #: Patient-1471

Threat level: Gooner

Description: Patient-1471 is a big buff bara furry

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-Patient 1471 is one of our most extreme examples of goon addictions. After goonng to gay furry porn on the HIDDEN APP MAL-ACK VER 6.9 for around 2 hours, the subject will fuse to there chair and be stuck gooning for an indefinet period of time below is a list of its effects over time.
+Item '''#:''' Patient-1471
-At 7 hours subject begins to appear morbidly obese
+Threat level: Gooner
-At 15 hours subject will open a separate app and look for young boys to goon
-After 1 day they will assimilate into the hive mind known as goongate.
+'''Description: Patient-1471 is a big buff bara furry'''
-== goongate ==
-Goongate is a series of celebrates and coomers being tracked by the soyslum for there alledged involvement in the creation of MAL ACK VER 6.9. the page will be updated once we have more information