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*Ground up Tunisian Short-Nosed Nigger Giraffe (only 3 left alive) toenails (traditional medicine from China)
*Ground up Tunisian Short-Nosed Nigger Giraffe (only 3 left alive) toenails (traditional medicine from China)
*Recorded broadcasts of our new world leader, "Karl Schwab"
*Recorded broadcasts of our new world leader, "Karl Schwab"
*Soylent
*Bug eating
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Revision as of 23:59, 8 February 2024

Many methods of SRMD (Soy Related Mental Disorder, aka psoychosis) treatment have been tried and tested throughout the years. Some treatments result in improving conditions for affected soyjaks. However, some treatments can worsen ailments, or cause them to become worse.

Always refer to this page when deciding what to do after giving the patient Fentanyl!


  • Meds
  • BBC
  • Meds + BBC
  • Sproke
  • CBT (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy)
  • CBT (Smashing your clitty into paste with a large stone)
  • Prostate stimulation
  • /calm/ state induction
  • Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
  • Soylent Deprivation Chamber
  • Ground up Tunisian Short-Nosed Nigger Giraffe (only 3 left alive) toenails (traditional medicine from China)
  • Recorded broadcasts of our new world leader, "Karl Schwab"
  • Soylent
  • Bug eating