Patient-4332

Asylum Patient

ID:	4332
Name:	>deer
Threat level:	Thrembo
Filed:	June 31st 20XX
By:	Dr. Larpson

Patient File ID: 4332

Threat Level: Thrembo

Containment Level: Safe

Containment Procedure

Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron based keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied sproke once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.

Personnel exposed to sounds produced by Patient-4332 must be given meds IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

As of now, Patient-4332 is contained at Site-010's west wing.

Description

Patient-4332 is a vantablack deer, 6 feet tall with white markings on its body, with a human head and a perpetually gaping mouth. Its eyes glow like shiny gems.

The patient is capable of very limited speech, being able to say the words "doe, though, thoughbeit, thoughever" etc., as well as "n█████ ████ ██ ███████." Anyone who hears Patient-4332's vocaroosations nearby will initially experience episodes of severe paranoia, schizophrenia and other forms of retardation if untreated with meds. If left untreated for at least an hour, anyone affected will begin to reply to anything said to them exclusively with some form of the word "though". Further untreated exposure will result in victims screaming "though" like autists and writing variations of the word over the walls in their own blood, feces etc., as well as █████ ███ ██ █████████ █████████████ ███ ████ or something that ultimately ends in the victim ACKing xemselves in a scary analog horror manner or something. The aforementioned will also occur to anyone who says words related to "though" when in an enclosed area with the patient.

Researchers assigned to Patient-4332 WILL attempt to find links between the patient and Patient-007 and WILL report back to Dr. Larpson or Senior Researcher Doemutt and WILL log them in the onsite patient 'log!!!!!!!!!

Addendum

Patient-4332 was discovered at the ██████ Ranch, Tennessee (not too far from the ███ River) after the apparent murder-suicide of the ranch's inhabitants. MJK IW-10 ("Twitter Immigrants") was deployed to investigate the scene and potentially capture a new patient. The following is a transcription of footage captured on Agent Bernd's bodycam.

Audio Log

[21:07: Agent Bernd and two other operatives (identified as Agents Gem-1 and Cobbert) enter the ranch's main homestead. The MJF IW-10's other agents remain outside.]

Bernd: Report findings to me.

Gem-1: Copy.

Cobbert: Copy.

[Agent Bernd makes his way into the living room, Agent Cobbert enters the kitchen and Agent Gem-1 makes his way upstairs. The living room has been ransacked, and the word "doe" has been smeared onto the walls with an unidentified substance. Agent Bernd makes a gagging sound before further exploring the room.]

Cobbert: Nothing in the kitchen, just dust and the smell of shit.

Bernd: That's it?

Cobbert: Affirmative.

Bernd: Gem-1, report.

Gem-1: Nothing in master bedroom, I will che-

[Agent Gem-1 is interrupted by an audible thud. Muffled footsteps can be heard while Agent Bernd makes his way upstairs, followed by Agent Cobbert. Agent Gem-1 is seen opening a door, and immediately takes a step back.]

Gem-1: Holy shit.

Bernd: Agent, report.

Gem-1: It's like a... deer or something. It's got a guy's head, though.

[A cracking noise can be heard from approximately where Agent Gem-1 is located. Agent Gem-1 is seen raising his rifle while Agents Bernd and Cobbert slowly approach.]

Gem-1: It stood up.

Cobbert: Remain calm, agent. Approaching to assess situation.

Gem-1: It just woke up th- WHAT WAS THAT??

[Agent Gem-1 suddenly turns away from the doorway, prompting Agents Bernd and Cobbert to point their weapons in the same direction.

Patient-4332: Thoughbeit.

Bernd: Who said that? Who was that?

Gem-1: The damn deer said it, though... how?

Patient-4332: Doe.

Gem-1: See? It said it again!

[Agent Cobbert suddenly turns and opens fire out of a window and begins to incoherently scream. Agent Bernd attempts to restrain him.]

Bernd: What the hell was that?!

Cobbert: THERE'S BUGS OUT THERE THOUGHBEIT I HATE BUGS I HATE BUGS I HATE BUGS I HATE BUGS

[Agent Bernd lets go of Agent Cobbert and goes to inspect Agent Gem-1, who has entered the room with Patient-4332 and is pointing his rifle at it from the corner of the room.]

Patient-4332. Whydoe?

Gem-1: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

[By this time, Agent Cobbert has stopped screaming like a retard and has appeared next to Agent Bernd. Patient-4332 is standing in the corner opposite to Agent Gem-1.]

Bernd: Gem-1, you sound like you need your meds doe.

Gem-1: Meds? Whydoe?

[Agent Bernd takes out two bottles of Soysylum-issued meds and gives one to Agent Gem-1, ingesting the contents of the other bottle immediately. Agent Gem-1 is seen staring at the meds.]

Gem-1: Why though?

Bernd: Take your meds agent, that's an order.

Gem-1: Medbadthoe, thoughbeit.

Bernd: What?

Gem-1: Although... though, thoughbeit.... though...

Cobbert: Gem-1, are you alright though?

[Agent Gem-1 starts breathing heavily while Agent Bernd backs up. Before Agent Bernd exits the room, Patient-4332 can be seen taking a step back.]

Patient-4332: Thoe.

[Suddenly, Agent Gem-1 lifts up his rifle and shoots Agent Cobbert with it while screaming the word "Although", causing him to fall over. Agent Bernd retreats and runs downstairs. Two more pairs of footsteps can be heard, as well as a faint muffled squelching noise. Agent Bernd locks himself inside of the downstairs bathroom. The footsteps continue before suddenly stopping.]

Gem-1: Wherethough... thoe....

[Something starts to pound against the bathroom door and its connecting wall. Agent Bernd can be heard breathing, while Agent Gem-1 can be heard muttering variants of the word "though" over and over again. Suddenly, bullets burst through the door, and Agent Bernd yells and looks down. Blood is flowing from his leg. Agent Bernd fires back through the bathroom door, and a thud is heard. He exits the bathroom, Agent Gem-1 is seen on the floor deceased. On the wall, the words "even though" have been written in what appears to be blood. Agent Bernd attempts to make his way to the exit, but is stopped by Patient-4332.]

Patient-4332: But though.

Bernd: FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!

[Agent Bernd opens fire on Patient-4332, not causing any external damage but causing it to back away as he exits the house through the front door. An unidentified agent rushes towards him and drags him away to the unit's APC. Subsequent footage irrelevant.]

End log.