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Some treatments result in improving conditions for affected soyjaks. However, some treatments can worsen ailments, or cause them to become worse.  
Some treatments result in improving conditions for affected soyjaks. However, some treatments can worsen ailments, or cause them to become worse.  


Always refer to this page when deciding what to do after giving the patient fentanyl!
Always refer to this page when deciding what to do after giving the patient [[Fentanyl]]!




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*CBT (Smashing your clitty into paste with a large stone)
*CBT (Smashing your clitty into paste with a large stone)
*Prostate stimulation
*Prostate stimulation
*/calm/ state induction
*/calm/ state induction  
*Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
*Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
*Soylent Deprivation Chamber
*Soylent Deprivation Chamber

Revision as of 21:58, 8 February 2024

Many methods of SRMD (Soy Related Mental Disorder, aka psoychosis) treatment have been tried and tested throughout the years. Some treatments result in improving conditions for affected soyjaks. However, some treatments can worsen ailments, or cause them to become worse.

Always refer to this page when deciding what to do after giving the patient Fentanyl!


  • Meds
  • BBC
  • Meds + BBC
  • Sproke
  • CBT (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy)
  • CBT (Smashing your clitty into paste with a large stone)
  • Prostate stimulation
  • /calm/ state induction
  • Avengers Funko Pop unboxing videos on loop
  • Soylent Deprivation Chamber
  • Ground up Tunisian Short-Nosed Nigger Giraffe (only 3 left alive) toenails (traditional medicine from China)