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====== Name: ====== | |||
Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler | |||
====== 'Sylum role: ====== | |||
Doctor (former patient) | |||
====== Status: ====== | |||
Desoyced | |||
=== IMPORTANT NOTE === | === IMPORTANT NOTE === | ||
Dr. Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler is [[wikipedia:Gay|gay]] as fuck and lost xis testicles at a very young age. | Dr. Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler is [[wikipedia:Gay|gay]] as fuck and lost xis testicles at a very young age. | ||
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==== Testicle incident ==== | ==== Testicle incident + origin ==== | ||
As a young chud (now reformed soy), Dr Chandler aspired to be the first 'jak to earn xis place in heaven or something. | |||
To this end, xe enrolled in ██████ █████ so xe could be deployed in 'hell in order to achieve T̶N̶D̶ and "save the west" | |||
thereby securing his place in 'heaven and preventing the great replacement at the same time. | |||
Whilst on xis deployment, a large congregation of african kangz n shiieeeett swarmed xis unit and killed xem with "pointy stikz n shiieeet" | |||
the kangz spared Dr chandler, severing xis testicles to send a message n shiiiieet or something. Dr chandler however did not back down, and after | |||
spending time in the 'sylum medical ward xe went on to serve 4 more tours in 'hell and later returned to the soysylum where xe began a soyish life | |||
as a doctor of the testicular branch of the facility. | |||
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Revision as of 17:28, 1 May 2024
Name:
Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler
'Sylum role:
Doctor (former patient)
Status:
Desoyced
IMPORTANT NOTE
Dr. Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler is gay as fuck and lost xis testicles at a very young age.
Description
The doctor wears a standard Soysylum uniform lab coat on his torso. xe lacks pants,
making xis purple silk jockstrap (and xis chastity cage with flexible-sounding-tube) visible to all who lay eyes upon xim.
Xe also likes to wear xis signature pair of green crocs whenever xe can, especially in break times.
Methods of patient treatment
Dr. Chandler's treatment regime is reported to typically include:
Placebo viagra bi-hourly (taken as suppository)
monthly 2 week long BBC therapy programs or something
dishes that consist of 1 part fentanyl mixed with 2 parts bugslop
Testicle incident + origin
As a young chud (now reformed soy), Dr Chandler aspired to be the first 'jak to earn xis place in heaven or something.
To this end, xe enrolled in ██████ █████ so xe could be deployed in 'hell in order to achieve T̶N̶D̶ and "save the west"
thereby securing his place in 'heaven and preventing the great replacement at the same time.
Whilst on xis deployment, a large congregation of african kangz n shiieeeett swarmed xis unit and killed xem with "pointy stikz n shiieeet"
the kangz spared Dr chandler, severing xis testicles to send a message n shiiiieet or something. Dr chandler however did not back down, and after
spending time in the 'sylum medical ward xe went on to serve 4 more tours in 'hell and later returned to the soysylum where xe began a soyish life
as a doctor of the testicular branch of the facility.
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