Dr. Chandler
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| Name: | Dr. Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler |
| Clearance level: | Level 2 |
| Status: | Deceased |
| Joined: | {{{joindate}}} |
| Left: | {{{leavedate}}} |
IMPORTANT NOTE
Dr. Ethan "Gaylord" Chandler is gay as fuck and lost xis testicles at a very young age.
Description
The doctor wears a standard Soysylum uniform lab coat on his torso. xe lacks pants,
making xis purple silk jockstrap (and xis chastity cage with flexible-sounding-tube) visible to all who lay eyes upon xim.
Xe also likes to wear xis signature pair of green crocs whenever xe can, especially in break times.
Methods of patient treatment
Dr. Chandler's treatment regime is reported to typically include:
- Placebo viagra bi-hourly (taken as suppository)
- Monthly 2 week long BBC therapy programs or something
Niggerhell Testicle incident + origin
As a young chud (now born again soy), Dr Chandler aspired to be the first 'jak to earn xis place in aryan heaven or something.
To this end, xe enrolled in ██████ █████ so xe could be deployed in Niggerhell in order to achieve T̶N̶D̶ and "save the west"
thereby securing his place in 'heaven and preventing the great replacement at the same time.
Whilst on xis deployment, a large congregation of african kangz n shiieeeett swarmed xis unit and killed xem with "pointy stikz n shiieeet"
the kangz spared Dr chandler, severing xis testicles to send a message n shiiiieet or something. Dr chandler however did not back down, and after
spending time in the 'sylum medical ward xe went on to serve 4 more tours in 'hell and later returned to the soysylum where xe began a soyish life
as a doctor of the testicular branch of the facility.
Death
one sterile day in the 'sylum, whilst seeing to the treatment of Patient-1488, Dr chandler absent-mindedly turned off Patient-1488's Viking Rock playlist in order to hear the patient better. This sent the patient into a violent frenzy, accusing Dr. Chandler of trying to out-chud him and "diminish his aryan spirit". In this fit of violence, patient-1488 tore Dr.chandler's jockstrap and chastity cage from his pelvis, taking off xis clitty in the process. despite the medical team at the Soysylum's best efforts, Dr. Chandler died from xis wound, becoming the first soy to ascend to aryan heaven.
