You
From The Soysylum
>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
>PLEASE INPUT YOUR PASSWORD.
>14MTH3B1GG35TSLVTT4F0RBBC
>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. YOU
You are a low-level archivist working for the Soysylum. You are in charge of creating new entries to be archived at Soysylum.org. You WILL slog the Soysylum's archive cellar room, and you WILL NOT die to any fingerboys that may or may not be creeping down there. Should any harm fall upon you, you can file a complaint to the Soysylum Employee Commitee via this link.
