Patient-006
Class: Soyclid
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| ID: | 006 |
| Name: | Lawnmower Man |
| Threat level: | Medium, Potentially High |
| Filed: | Feb 12, 2024 |
| By: | Dr. Soymann |
Containment Procedure
Patient-006 is held in an intranet server at ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️, Arizona. Every week, Mr. ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ is to patch any security flaws in the ACCESS DENIED program. Every month, the server is to be reset. [RECTIFIED]
Patient-006 is to be held in an intranet server at ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️, New Mexico. Every week, the programming team is to patch any security flaws in the /calm/ therapeutic program. Every month, a team of therapists lead by a senior doctor will check in on Patient-006, through the old analog telephone, to assess progress. Several requests may be fulfilled by a Level Three Doctor, if they don't conflict with containment.
Description
Patient-006 is a sapient entity who dwells within telecommunications networks, primarily the internet, referred to henceforth as "cyberspace". His previous identity was Jobe ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ until Dr. Soygelo implemented ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ therapy for his mental retardation. Patient-006 sought "Godhood" by fusing with the internet, which was partially successful. He engaged in activities including ruining various forums from the era and making an estimated number of Ϫ000000 prank phone calls, until the Asylum orchestrated an international blackout, and managed to contain him on a satellite. He was then funneled into a on a supercomputer and transported to ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️, Ohio.
Within cyberspace, Patient-006 is able to interact with computer code, electricity and even external switches. Tests have proved that Patient-006 is able to able to maintain several positions at once, but is not omnipresent, within a network. Otherwise, he moves as fast as information flows.
