OBJ-1002

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WARNING: the following is classified as an info-hazard, be it that knowledge of OBJ-1002's existence will most certainly lead to termination via being "suicided" (death by extraneous three letter acronym agencies) you have been warned


The following is a transcript of a voice message from an anonymous researcher who was apart of a joint HWNBAG, ATF, and CIA research and development team. It is unknown the status of this whistle blower, but he most likely "committed suicide" and we'll be hearing about this, and the "schizophrenia" he definitely had soon.

Connection started: begin communication. Following the meteoric rise of soyjak variant "Cobson" in 'jakking circles, his status a true gem was controversial. A gem being a perfect meme, or a perfect soyjak, with the opposite being coal, something lame, unfunny, or forced. The two sides of this debate are HWABAG and HWNBAG, standing for He Will Always Be A Gem, and He Will Never Be A Gem, respectively. HWABAG was always the smaller group of the two, just a small band of 'jak loving freedom fighters. But HWNBAG had deep ties with the government, constant lobbying, campaign funding, the pockets of the HWNBAG leadership ran deep and they weren't afraid to take risks to get rid of unsightly opposition to keep up the soyjak status quo.

HWABAG rebels operated extra-legally, and in the great "Is He A Gem" wars of /soy/ HWABAG had to arm themselves illegally. So a joint taskforce between HWNBAG, the ATF, and the CIA was born. The ATF would spearhead the case, as illegal trade of firearms was in play, so they had grounds for a case, but the CIA and HWNBAG stayed behind the scenes, and the two developed a monster...

Renowned Soyentists from across the globe joined in creating OBJ-1002 known officially as BPC_0027 as there were a failed 26 iterations before BPC_0027 was a success. The goal was the engineer and artificial 'jak hunter, using genetic code from beings like Thoughers and Finger Boys, both known parasitic/predatory creatures that feed on soyjaks, but make it target 'teens instead. The ultimate killing machine was born. I now only have to describe it so all the 'teens of the known world know what to avoid

BPC_0027 (OBJ-1002) is a fallic shaped faux sentient life-form, with an inate and intense killer instinct. It desires soyteens in particular, but us researcher at the Soysylum, and all of soyjak kind are not safe either, if 0027 is either incapable of finding soyteens at any particular moment or is restrained from doing so by non-soyteens it will make deviations from what can only be described as its mental programming to eliminate non-soyteens.

It's method of killing is entering through the rectum, and given it can shrink to sizes ranging from about less than an inch in diameter and 3 inches in length to having a 5 foot diameter and being nearly 30 feet in length, it is capable of entering of entering a person with ease, and continuously expanding until the person xhe are inside of dies.

BPC_1002 has only recently been released into the wild, and all associated deaths have had CIA cover-ups following them, so you won't be hearing about this from the news. I wish I could give you names, but to do so would expose myself, and for the sake of me and my family I must stay anonymous. Be safe out there, end communication.