Patient-9164

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WELCOME, DR. TYRONE

Asylum Patient
ID: 9164
Name: The Patient Who Ate Dr. Soyberg
Threat level: Low Medium Neutralized
Filed: XX/XX/2020
By: Dr. Soymann & Dr. Soyswedeson

Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]

Patient-9164 is to be kept in a standard schizo cell with internet access and a special app only that allows him to run altcoin pump and dump scams and, browse alt-right websites with a VPN in order to push his shitty altcoins. He is to also be administered 10 doses of Sproke and meds every day.

Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-9164 is a male of Jewish descent. He has two dual citizenships: America, Germany, and Israel. He has an extensive criminal history in all 3 countries, which is full of petty misdemeanors. Eventually, he was forced back to Israel, where he was found mumbling to himself and eating cockroaches. Concerned citizens reported him to the Soysylum.

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