Patient-914

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Patient File ID: 914

Threat Level: Soyfe

Prescribed Medication: N/A

Asylum Patient
ID: 914
Name: "Gemorator"
Threat level: Soyfe
Filed: 2-26-21
By: Dr. Soystein

Patient Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-914, also known as "GEMORATOR", is an anomalous board on an unknown website, though the website is theorized to be hosted on a server in Southeast Asia. The board has a blue background, with the board itself called "/nug/ - NUGEM", with the readable subtext saying "wonderful board for wonderful soyjacks(?)". Unfortunately the rest of the text is too blurry to properly decipher at this time. The stickied thread is named "hello hi hello hi" and the name of the OP being "GEMORATOR". Interestingly enough, the post date is listed as being 24 years ago, predating sites like 4cuck and the Sharty. The text attached to the post reads as follows; "hello please feed me soey jacks please i starve i need new soys feed me feed me feed me feed me". Advanced image restoration techniques have yielded great results, restoring small sections of picrel.

Patient Procedures[edit | edit source]

Due to the nature of Patient-914, first priority is to track down the website this image originates from. Due to the brownoid language present in the image, the experts and peer-reviewers have come to the consensus that the website has Southeast Asian origins, specifically from the country(s) of either Indonesia, the Philippines, Malaysia, Thailand, or some other irrelevant shithole. It's believed that the website that Patient-914 is connected to contains multiple other anomalous image boards, though fact-checkers from Snopes can't confirm. If, and when the origin of Patient-914 is found, it is to be promptly fedded and placed under the jurisdiction of MJF IA-49 "Nitpickers" for further containment and study.