Patient-221

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Asylum Patient
ID: 221
Name: ???
Threat level: Low
Filed: 2007-10-01
By: Dr. Soyberg

Threat level: Potentially dangerous if paired with the right-shoe.

221 is a patient that appears to be a left-shoe. He has a large mouth towards where you would put your foot in, however, any attempts to wear the shoe come with 221 attempting to bite the person's foot off. He has a worn-out look so it us unknown what happened or if 221 was ever a normal shoe. Attempts have been made to find a right-shoe variant, but none were successful.

221 was found on the side of a street in East Cleveland, Ohio. The shoe was located next to a boarded up warehouse. Upon contacting Cleveland Police, they mentioned receiving calls reporting of loud machinery and foul smells but by the time they were given a warrant, the building was abandoned, with almost everything removed, except for an empty bottle named Turvin. Upon opening the bottle for the first time, an officer reported hearing a squeak. This no longer happens.

221 cannot easily move because of the absence of his other shoe, but please keep an eye on him as he will try to hide next to other piles of shoes and attempt to talk to them in what only sounds like screeches and squeaks.

Oddly, all african americans that make visual contact with the patient will be driven into a maddened frenzy, and try to put on the shoe. Reports say that researchers who came under this effect started screaming something along the lines of "THAT'S THE NEW UNRELEASED JORDANS!"