SRMD

SRMD, an acronym which stands for Soy Related Mental Disorder, is an umbrella term for a set of incredibly diverse, yet related mental disorders which primarily affect low-testosterone balding men in their middle ages, and SRMD is known to be accelerated by the presence of Funko pops, or Star Wars merchandising. Many affected by SRMD require constant care and attention taken to ensure they don’t throw their own shit at anyone’s grandma or shoot up a mosque. Many individuals, are in fact, kept safely in this very Asoylum.

If one is affected by SRMD, they may seek Treatment. Alternatively, they may display a sort of mimicking behaviour, copying the behaviour of around 41% of the population of the common “Transgender”, and kill themselves.