Cycling

In the Soysylum, cycling races are quite common, especially considering that they're weekly. This is not only to keep our patients physically active, but also to keep OBJ-1001 entertained.

Leagues

There are 4 official leagues in Soysylum cycling:

• Beginners - They just got into cycling. These ones are most commonly physically inactive and may get tired/exhausted easily. Beginner qualification cutoff is 4th place.

• Rookies - These probably won't be entertaining for 1001, but may belong on AFV. Rookie qualification cutoff is 3rd place.

• Brotherhood - Established by a few doctors, the brotherhood is the one where it starts to get actually interesting. Brother qualification cutoff is 2nd place.

• Veterans - A lot of veterans have either been cycling a lot in the Soysylum or have been cyclists before coming here. This is the one that 1001 will watch. 1st place wins, because that's what they do.

Each league has 5 racers per race.

Cycling modes

• Normal race - This is basically just tour de france but without all the ballbuster rules.

• Follow the leader - One racer is the leader. All other racers must follow the leader but not be ahead of him. Every lap, the racer in last place is eliminated until only the leader and last follower remain. Surpassing the leader will cause instant elimination.

• Capture the flag - You're in a field and must grab the enemy team's flag.

• Soccer - That's right, cycling soccer. At this point, we don't give a fuck.

Rules

Racers are segregated by their height and weight.

A racer cannot be under the influence of alcohol, sugar, caffeine, adderall, ritalin, or other such performance enhancers.

If a patient hasn't passed Tolerance Academy, he will not be able to rank up and will be stuck in their current league.

NO TRANNIES ALLOWED. You've already seen how sports have turned out when they started allowing trans players, so we won't let trannies compete.

Thou shalt not wreck other racers, unless they've wrecked you before.

All bikes have only one gear. The wheels keep rolling after pedaling until you brake.

Do NOT tourneyfag while racing. No making up stupid rules like "NO SKIDDING, NO BRAKING, NO B-HOPPING, PEDAL ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT". No one will follow these. They will instead mock you relentlessly for being a massive faggot.