Patient-001, Uncensored
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Patient File ID: 001
Threat Level: Cobtion
Prescribed Medication: Sootbait
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| ID: | 001 |
| Name: | Soot |
| Threat level: | Cobtion |
| Filed: | 9-20-20 |
| By: | Dr. Root |
Description[edit | edit source]
Patient-001 is a bigot who goes by the name of Soot, also known as bruh21. Patient-001 is the creator of the notorious imageboard soyjak.party which is a notorious anti-Soysylum Group of Soytrest. Patient-001 initially founded soyjak.party in 2020 on the imageboard 4chan on the board /qa/. Patient-001 was then shortly apprehended by Soysylum personnel 1 year after founding soyjak.party and was replaced with one of the Soysylum's orderlies who was trained to mimick xer mannerisms. AlTHOUGH users of soyjak.party grew suspicious, the Soysylum shortly thereafter sold the website to the FSB-affiliated Yuri Kuznetsov and his company KolymaNET. It is currently not known if the glasses on Patient-001's body are tinted yellow or if xe is covered in a grey-ish substance.
Addendum-21[edit | edit source]
Soysylum orderlies shortly learnt of Patient-001's existence after xe made a post saying "made a shitty imageboard" linking to a website named "basedjak.party". Soysylum orderlies shortly thereafter infiltrated the website making the first ever post on the boards /soy/ and /qa/. After the shutdown of 4chan's /qa/ in 2021, traffic on soyjak.party became too great to monitor leading to Patient-001's house being raided. Soysylum orderlies disguised themselves as janitorial staff (nicknaming themselves Jannies) of Patient-001's apartment block, resulting in Patient-001 being apprehended in the night. Orderly Swolesome shortly thereafter assumed the identity of Patient-001 on soyjak.party.
Soypecial Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]
Patient-001 is never to go one week without being baited atleast once with "Sootbait" from the years 2020 and 2021 otherwise xe will enter a state of /calm/ which will lead to total nigger death. If Patient-01 is to escape confinement from the Soysylum, xe is to be designated as a Threat-Ϫ escapee and to be apprehended or killed at all costs lest the users of soyjak.party are exposed to xer continued-existence.
Prognosis: Further testing is required to see if Patient-01 is to acquire Soymiel classification.
