Chaos 'Cord

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Chaos 'Cord is a group of obsessed, retarded, deformed, ugly, brown, ESL pedophiles that have dedicated themselves to sabotaging the Soysylum. Their obsession is so extreme, that any 'Corder can be admitted as a special patient.

If (You) suspect an employee of being a double agent for Chaos 'Cord, request a SRD-505 and fill out the appropriate answers. This totally won't cause them years of delay and punishment, even if they're innocent, and it totally won't put every eye on you as well, in case you yourself are a 'Corder, that we have to give Sprokium.

A squad of evil 'cord soldiers, patrolling Zion National Park. Motives indiscernible.

Their armed forces tend to wear purple Discord masks with white eyes, making them easily identifiable. All personnel who sight these agents are to report it immediately as a Coal-3 (Code-Coal-Control). Personnel with appropriate clearance should report it as a ██████-███████-██████-███.

Every mission they run against the Soysylum involves trying to kidnap a patient to later utilize as a weapon. Their most critical missions have failed, so far. This has made them more obsessed.