George Floyd Skibidi Toilet

George Floyd Skibidi Toilet

Asylum Patient

File:Tobelinked
ID:	1-KNT-BR8
Name:	George Floyd skibidi toilet
Threat level:	Unknown
Filed:	2/06/24
By:	Unsooty soot

"George Floyd skibidi toilet" is a infohazard first documented on the /soy/ board, what appears to be a retarded remix of skibidi toilet but with Floyd reveals it self to be a mind hijacking infohazard

First re-telling

DO NOT WATCH THe George floyd skibidi toilet video

Hello my name is Tuck Frannies, and I am an avid watcher of the phenomenal online series known as “skibidi toilet” but I have encountered a evil creature that I will tell you all about.if you do not know much about skibidi toilet then you do not need to worry since I shall explain it to you later on to you in this story. Anyways I was enjoying my day telling trannies that they will all never be women, you may call me a transphobe or an incel but I just have an deep urge to make fun of trannies since they are just so ugly and annoying, especially if they say shit like skibidi toilet sucks and is gen alpha brain rot which makes no sense when they watch shit like The amazing digital circus which was made by a tranny and because of that literally every tranny is like a mindless robot that follows the current thing because they are so brain rotted from shit like tranime and porn. After owning a bunch of trannies I decided to re-watch some episodes of skibidi toilet since dafuqboom who is the creator of skibidi toilet, is a aryan chad who puts alot of effort into everyone of his episodes, he is also even more Aryan because he made fun of niggers in his old videos which made trannies mad as fuck which is based as hell. Anyways after I finished watching skibidi toilet episode 67 which is the episode where Titan Cameraman and Titan speakerman fought the Scientist skibidi toilet, I started looking for more fanmade skibidi toilet videos. After searching for a few minutes I found a video from a channel by the name of “Skibidi Floyd BLM”. the video was called Skibidi George floyd toilet which had almost no views. When I saw this I laughed so hard that I could not breathe since I am also a racist who hates those leather skinned monkeys. Anyways I started watching the video and it was just a low quality animation of george floyds head coming out of a toilet singing the skibidi toilet song except it was a remixed version that replaced the lyrics with the audio of George Floyd saying “I cant breathe” I started even laughing even more since I found the way that nigger ape talked to be extremely comical. Anyways at the end of the video I saw a weird red flash that only appeared for half a frame along with a weird noise, so being a highly intelligent white person, I downloaded the video and slowed it down extremely slow and skipped to the end part and played the video. The clip was the same george floyd skibidi toilet except it looked extremely hyper realistic, as if it was a shaky photo taken in the real world of a real george floyd skibidi toilet. The scary thing about it was its inhumanely large smile that the Skibidi Toilets all have in the main series that is meant to be comical and funny, however this type of smile is something that a real person should not be able to make since it would tear our facial muscles and that is exactly what was happening with the hyper realistic george floyd skibidi toilet which had its facial muscles being torn with blood staining his chimpanzee lips. The audio that played was a message that sounded like a nigger ape. “Ayo mayn if you be listening to this audio, you gotta send me pregnant belly pics and sheet or else I will come to yo crib and steal yo air and sheet cracka”. I merely laughed this clip off since I know that george floyd is dead and that even though I would want to interact with their species, skibidi toilets are not real. Anyways I eventually saw the time on my clock and realized it was late and I decided to do my pre sleep work out of drop kicking my tranny neighbor who has a disgusting lgbtq flag even though I have told him to take that faggot shit off of his door. I should also mention that I live in a apartment complex so his faggot decorations get in my way when I get into my apartment and I hate touching that faggot shit since I do not want to catch aids or get his disgusting estrogen stains on my all white clothing. Anyways I knocked on my neighbor’s door who’s name is Cooper Smith Goodwin, and before you ask no I did not know he was the tranny who made the shitital Circus at that time. Anyways when he opened his door I saw him wearing his disgusting protect trans kids shirt along with his PHOENIX WRIGHT are human rights pin which is completely false since all Trannies should be burned at stakes like witches. “PHOENIX WRIGHT ARE HUMAN RIGHTS” he screeched before I drop kicked him so hard with my racist chad muscles that he crashed through his balcony window and fell about 14.88 floors if my estimations were correct. I was also pretty sure that if he died from hitting the floor people would think he committed suicide since he realized he would never be a woman and that he would also be buried with his birth name on his grave, of which I found the idea of pissing on it to be extremely funny, I then decided to piss all over his shitty apartment floor along with pissing in his estrogen supplements, if you are asking why I had so much piss it is because I drink alot of aryan water so I can scream the word “NIGGER” and “tranny” extremely loudly. Anyways after sieg heiling 40351508301981214884114188 times as my presleep stretching routine I was ready to sleep. After getting in bed I started dreaming that I was inside of a giant city that reminded me of the city from the earlier episodes of skibidi toilet when I all of a sudden heard some explosions and loud noises from my area. When I started following the noises I saw some people in suits hiding behind vehicles but their heads were obscured from my distance, I then started running towards them and I was asking them what was going on, but when I got close enough to them I came to the realization that they had cameras for heads instead of normal heads. So I then realized they were the cameramen from skibidi toilet, I was then extremely excited to meet the cameramen from skibidi toilet and asked them what was going on, but I then remembered that cameramen can not speak so they just looked at me and questioned me with sign language, which I understand since I learned sign language to make based racist jokes with my friend in school with sign language so the libtard faggot teachers would not send me and my friend to the office. Anyways they asked me how I was alive since almost all of the humans in the city had either died or turned into skibidi toilets. I said that I was in bed and woke up here but before I could further speak with the cameramen who were an allegory for aryan chad nazi’s a giant skibidi toilet came out of nowhere along with a large army of smaller skibidi toilets following it singing the skibidi toilet song. “Brr skibidi dop dop yes yes”, I was excited to fight the toilets with the cameramen since my adrenaline was already high from kicking my tranny neighbor out of his window when all of a sudden a single nigger skibidi toilet came out of no where and stopped the small army of skibidi toilets which were confused. “What the hell is this nigger doing here” I said before looking closer at it and realizing it was the same hyper-realistic nigga monkey george floyd skibidi toilet from the video I watched. “Ayo Crackas Ima take yo air and pregnant bitches.” The male_07 skibidi toilet then went up to the George Floyd toilet and said “what the fuck are you doing here you nigger monkey ape, we only fight with fellow white skibidi toilets, not ugly niggers like you” I was surprised by the skibidi toilet speaking english instead of his skibidi language but not by him calling the George Floyd toilet a nigger since all skibidi toilet characters are based racists since dafuq is a chad who knows that racist jokes are funny as hell. “Mayn you are a racist ass cracka, i'm gonna steal yo air and sheet now since you are racist and shayeet, any last words you racist ass cracka?” “fuck niggers” Skibidi Toilet said. The nigga monkey toilet then said “BLACK LIVES MATTER” the skibidi toilet looked at the George Floyd Skibidi toilet confusingly until George Floyd’s big ass nigger nose started to suck the air out of male_07 Skibidi toilet which was turning his skin dark. All the other skibidi toilets started to attack the Nigger toilet but he started screaming black lives matter like the skibidi toilet in episode 21 right before it got flushed and started sucking the air out of all the other toilets, then me and all of the cameramen hopped into an alliance vehicle and started driving away but I looked back and I realized that the more air the George Floyd toilet sucked, the larger it became. After driving for a few minutes we all made it to the cameraman base and locked the gate, the cameramen then took me to the central laboratory where a majority of their scientists and even the Titan Cameraman himself were. The cameramen then started communicating in sign language to each other. “Why are you all back from the battlefield already?” “we encountered an extremely strong nigger skibidi toilet that had the ability to suck the air of other skibidi toilets and kill them, thankfully since we do not have lungs it’s ability to steal air has no effect on us” “Wait” I said “That Nigger toilet grew larger and presumably stronger from all the air it sucked out of the skibidi toilets” “and who are you” the scientist communicated via sign language” “My name is Tuck Frannies and I woke up here after going to sleep, I also hate niggers, faggots and especially trannies since they are so disgusting” “that makes alot of sense however thankfully when the skibidi toilet virus started all of the trannies that didn't die flushed them selves since they realized they would never be women” I thought it was confusing that the tranny toilets killed them selves without the tv mens red light and how the scientist cameraman did not mention the tv men but I came to the realization that the time period of skibidi toilet that I was in took place before the tv men came to the aid of the alliance, I decided to inform the cameramen about the tv men along with the speakermen and warn them about the skibidi toilet parasites. “Thank you for informing us about this future technology that the skibidi toilets are planning to use against us but why the fuck would we race mix with less superior races” “you are welcome but the Tv men and Speakermen are not like niggers, they are kind of like white people too.” “well in that case maybe we will allow them to help us kill those skibidi toilets but it seems that this Nigger toilet is already killing the toilets for us”. “Yes I know but if this nigger toilet inhales the air of every single toilet it can be even stronger than the g-man toilet and kill all of us.” “hmmm well in that case I suppose we should make an effort to kill this Nigger Toilet, since it can pose a threat to even our titan, do you have any ideas to kill this nigger toilet?” “well back in my world a based aryan chad named Derek Chauvin put his knee on that nigger and along with a fentanyl overdose lead to his death, so do you have any fentanyl” I asked. “Well we use a substance similar to the drug fentanyl to fuel our jetpacks and our titan’s core, what do you suggest we do with it?” I thought for a moment and remembered that George Floyd was a primitive ape obsessed with raping pregnant women so I asked the Scientist cameraman if they have any pregnant women. “Well since we are robots, we pretty much do not have any pregnant women, how ever, a while ago we captured a pregnant skibidi toilet after a battle,” “Then I will need you to weaponize the fentanyl and I need the pregnant skibidi toilet to bait that nigger toilet.” the scientists then got to work on weaponizing the fentanyl-like substance for the rest of the day while I went to analyze the pregnant skibidi toilet. When I got to the room I noticed that the pregnant skibidi toilet was unfortunately a black one which I was utterly disgusted by its dark skin. “Ayo get dis yite ass cracka out of here and sheet, and gimme dat pop eyes and sheet” The complete inhuman retarded speech that emenated from the female nigger toilet was exactly the reason why I hate niggers since they are so stupid they cant even speak simple english. “Shut up you nigger bitch and listen here, you are going to be bait so we can kill an even uglier nigger toilet” “OH HELL NAW I AINT WORKIN WITH YO UGLY ASS MAYO MONKEY ASS, CRACKA ASS, CAMERA ASS, WHITE ASS CRACKA!” while the nigger toilet was chimping out a gas was let out that seemingly put the female nigger toilet to sleep but did not kill it. Then one of the scientist cameramen came into the room and told me that they had already finished weaponizing the fentanyl and were ready to use the pregnant female nigger toilet to attract and then kill that nigger toilet. So we all then headed into the vehicles of the cameramen that had new giant cannons attached to them. “What are those cannons?” I asked the scientist cameraman, “those are the weaponized fentanyl cannons that us cameramen created to fight that giant nigger toilet” “BASED” I yelled. Then me along with the cameramen army rode the vehicles into the inner city to kill George Floyd. As we arrived I spotted tens if not hundreds of dead skibidi toilets that look like they had all their air sucked out. “Oh my white Christian god” I said, surprised at the sheer amount of dead toilets that littered the streets, “I knew this toilet was strong but I did not know it was strong enough to kill hundreds of toilets, why would it even kill its own kind” I then informed the scientist cameraman besides me that Niggers naturally kill members of their own race since they are mindless chimps that have no loyalty and are only violent. “Oh right I apologize for forgetting about the sheer violence of nigga apes” then a group of cameramen started taking out the pregnant skibidi toilet out of the back of one of their weaponized vehicles and started laying packets of fentanyl around it to make the Floydbidi toilet (as I called it) be even more enticed to come near it before I heard a loud explosion not too far from where we all were. “Brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” a loud yet deep voice bellowed until a explosion happened right in front of us where I realized it was the G-man toilet who seemed to be in a fight before I heard an even louder and deeper inhumane voice come from the area the G-man toilet came from. “Ayo racist ass cracka yo mayo monkey ass did not give me pop eyes and yo fentanyl, now Im gonna be steelin yo air and shayeet” “I dont have fentanyl since I am not a dirty nigger like you” the G-man toilet said to the gorilla phenotype sharing nigger George Floyd” even though the G-man toilet was the enemy I could not help my self and I yelled “BASED”. Until all of a sudden the Floydbidi toilet who I realized had nearly become the size of the gman toilet started stealing the G-man toilet’s air before I yelled “Hey nigger there is a pregnant toilet right here” “ooh eh ah ah is dat a pregnant bitch? I need to get my pregnant belly pics”. The Floydbidi toilet then went to the pregnant toilet after he stopped stealing the gman toilet’s air and when he got close enough to the trap the cameramen started firing their fentanyl cannons at the floydbidi toilet’s neck. “Ah sheet this fentanyl be good and sheet but I can’t breathe” the floydbidi toilet then all of a sudden started attacking the cameramens weaponized fentanyl tanks since due to all of the air that nigger stole he had an increased strength and resilience towards the fentanyl weaponry. “You racist ass crackas can’t kill me I be all big and sheet since I stole all the air of those cracka toilets” the floydbidi toilet was destroying the tanks one by one effortlessly when I decided to man the fentanyl cannon of the tank that I was in and started shooting at the floydbidi toilets eye. “Sheet I cant see I can only see fentanyl”. How ever despite the floyd toilets hindered vision he had started to grab a tank with his gigantic gorilla lips and threw it towards the tank I was in but with my aryan reaction speed I jumped out of the tank mere moments before the tank that was hurled at me hit my tank which exploded it. When got back up I realized that the scientist cameraman I had come to know was still in the tank and had not reacted as quickly as I did so I rushed over to the burning wreckage and saw the scientist cameraman missing his legs. “Tuck Frannies thank you for teaching me about racism and being based but I think that Nigger may have killed me unfortunately” “No don’t die you can still get repaired” “oh you are right I forgot I guess all the excess fentanyl here got into my systems and made me almost as stupid as a nigger” I was happy until I heard a loud booming noise behind me. “Oh hell naw you racist ass crackas aint gonna live im gonna steal yo AiR and sheet and then im gonna race mix with all yo robo bitches and den im gonna spend all yo tax money on some fentanyl and get dat dri-“ before the Floydbidi toilet could continue his sentence two lasers started firing at the floydbidi toilet which came from the G-toilets eyes. “Shut up nigger” G-man Toilet said, “OH HELL Naw this white boy thinks he can beat big Floyd in a fight, imma fire my glock at you” The Floydbidi toilet then had a gigantic Glock emerge from the sides of his toilet bowl. The G-man toilet then started fighting in a bloody battle, the gman toilet fired his lasers at the Floydbidi toilet while the Floydbidi toilet started firing at the Gman toilet however due to the fact that niggers only buy the cheapest and weakest types of ammunition for their crappy ape guns. The Gman toilet then shot his lasers at the floyd toilet’s dual glocks which made them explode and slightly scarred the floyd toilet’s face. “Ah sheet man that is it I am now gonna steal yo air and sheet and be bigger than the skinniest inner city black mother” but the gman toilet then shot the Floydbidi toilet’s neck which melted the skin off and almost punctured the Floydbidi toilet’s lungs before it started to use it’s air stealing ability which made the G-man toilet’s skin start to turn dark and made him lose conciousness. It seemed like the floydbidi toilet was going to kill the G-man toilet and it seemed like it was all lost until I heard a loud rocket like noise coming from behind us and it turned out to be the titan cameraman who was upgraded with the fentanyl weaponry that was on the tanks but it looked even more powerful. “What is this racist ass cracka doing here?” The Floydbidi toilet said right before Titan Cameraman flew and tackled into the Floydbidi toilet with his jetpack and pinned him on the ground before shooting it with all his cannons simultaneously which severely injured it however the titancameraman’s fentanyl cannons jammed and the Floydbidi toilet got up and started attacking Titancameraman before titan cameraman punched his gigantic nose and crushed it which made it start bleeding. “Ah sheet my nigga nose is broken I cant breathe all the air in my lungs is getting out” and the air in the nigger toilet did infact start exiting him which started going back into him which revitalized him and made his skin start turning white. At the same time the Floydbidi toilet started to become smaller at an increasing rate before eventually shrinking down to his original size which allowed titan cameraman to pick him up with just one hand and bring him up to him. “Ayo mayn I ain't that type of guy and sheet let me go please mayn” the titan cameraman strengthened his grip and his Fentanyl core started growing before saying in a robot voice “Fuck Niggers” and then proceeded to burn the Floydbidi toilet with his Fentanyl core flames “MAMA I CANT BREATHE AUGHHH!” Before finally overdosing from the fentanyl flames and the titan cameramen was slightly exhausted after focusing his core energy on frying the nigger toilet. All the cameramen that survived the battle started clapping before doing their signature thumbs up pose to the titan camera man until all of a sudden the G-man toilet rose up and all the cameramen got ready to fight again but the G-man toilet just nodded at titan cameraman as a sign of thankfulness for defeating the Floydbidi toilet which would have killed his entire race and then titan cameraman gave a thumbs up to gman before the Gman toilet flew away presumably back to his homebase and I then started cheering along with the other cameramen but then all of a sudden I heard a loud beeping noise and woke up back in my bedroom and saw that it was my alarm that woke me up when I thought that everything that happened was a dream until I got out of my bed and saw that there was hundreds of grams of fentanyl covering my whole body. Was the dream not a dream and was it actually real I thought to my self. The moral of this story is to not look for secret demonic messages in funny george floyd videos, especially if it is from a blm channel since the Black Lives matter movement is inherently evil and has unknown satanic properties that can put you in the fictional world of Skibidi toilet where you need to fight George Floyd.