OBJ-165
Description[edit | edit source]
OBJ-165 is a standard human male who was admitted to the Soysylum after numerous incidents involving his severe hatred of multi-instrumentalist, spine-tingling, genre-defining, ambient noise music producer Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. OBJ-165's first incidents can be traced back to /mu/, a music forum on a LGBT oriented, anime inspired basket viewing forum. Where he would write numerous posts expressing his disdain for Jefre's music and his fans. Other than a deep hatred for the musician, the posts were often characterized by an, almost fetishistic obsession with violence (typically against Caucasian men,women and children), race, social issues, BBC, cuckoldry and current cultural phenomena.
Upon hearing the name, the OBJ will immediately. as noted by soyslum staff: "go nuts". Convulsions, loosing control of his sphincter (causing dismay to any janitors), violent attacks, long winded rants, elevated heart beat... There are numerous incidents where the object has managed to fight back, and in some cases, kill site personal in this state. Investigations prove that the objects fecal matter expelled by the object creates a slippery layer of protection against grapples and attacks, combined with enhanced speed and strenght makes him a highly dangerous threat in the case off a breakout.
Incident 1:[edit | edit source]
Date: █/██/███
OBJ-165, as seen by his search history, is seen posting on the music board.
A transcript of the post is provided below.
Begin STR_1:
">OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE SOVIETS WOULD LITERALLY GO INTO VILLAGES, DRAG EVERY FUCKING NAZI FROM THEM (READ: EVERY SINGLE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD LIVING THERE), TIE THEM UP, FORCE THE PARENTS WATCH THEIR LITTLE GIRLS GETTING RAPED, THEIR LITTLE BOYS GETTING THEIR ENTRAILS PULLED OUT THROUGH BAYONET WOUNDS, THEIR WOMEN GETTING IMPALED THROUGH THEIR VAGINAS, CAUSING EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS THEIR ORGANS GOT PERFORATED UNTIL THEY BLED OUT AND DIED WHILE THE MEN WERE FORCED TO WATCH AS THIS HAPPENED.
>THIS BY ITSELF WAS FUCKING EPIC SINCE IT HAPPENED TO NAZIS, BUT GOD, JUST IMAGINE IF IT WERE BLACK BULLS DOING IT TO MODERN NAZIS (READ: EVERY WHITE MAN WHITE WOMAN AND WHITE CHILD CURRENTLY ALIVE)! OH MY GOD, AMAZING! IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD IM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THE IDEA RIGHT NOW WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS!
>MAN, WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE NAZI MEN VILLAGERS JUST TO WITNESS SUCH A THING. SCIENCE, IT MAKES ME ALMOST WANT TO BREED MY DUMB WHORE OF A WHITE WIFE AND ABORT UNTIL WE GET A WHITE GIRL, IN THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE NIG- I MEAN BLACK BULLS FINALLY RISE UP AND MURDER EVERY WHITE PERSON AS THEY SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO. WITH ANY LUCK MY LITTLE GIRL WILL BE OLD ENOUGH AND ILL GET TO LIVE THROUGH THIS KINO IN PERSON! FUCKING EPIC! I KNOW I'LL CALL IN TYRONE AND TELL HIM TO START WEARING A CONDOM WHEN HE FUCKS MY WIFE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UGH I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA SAY IT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS EPICNESS, IM GONNA BREED A LITTLE WHITE GIRL INSIDE MY WIFE SO THAT ONE DAY I CAN WITNESS HER GLORIOUS EPIC DEATH AT THE HANDS OF BLACK BULLS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS FULL BLAST!!!!!!"
End STR_1
As mention, the object has a deep hatred of the musician, flying into fits of violent rage after hearing someone mention the name. Alongside a perverted desire to cause bodily harm to people he sees as "nazis", and a clear obsession for BBC.
Incident 2:[edit | edit source]
Date: █/██/███
The object is once again seen posting on the music board. Incident 2 is special because it implies that the object has a family, as seen by the self-inserting. This is, however, false. No investigation has yielded any evidence to prove the existence of a wife and/or kids. Although this can be chalked up to delusion and metal illness .
Begin STR_2
">C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME! >C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!"
End STR_2
Containment Procedures[edit | edit source]
The object is to be kept in a standard solitary cell, one with sound dampening walls, he is permitted access to the greater internet on his device however any and all flow of information to the cell is to be monitored for keyphrases including the aforementioned musicians name, and to be flagged by automated bots. The object is to be medicated for paranoid delusions, violent tendencies and other. Alongside medication, the object is to be periodically whipped and beaten, in order to create a more subservient patient. In case of the object growing violent, and the Soyslum security being unable to stop him, usage of lethal force is allowed.
