Patient-442

Patient File ID: 442

Threat Level:: Soylid

Prescribed Medication: 1 DERBYSTAR branded football

Patient-442

Patient Procedures

Patient-442 is to be contained within a reinforced humanoid containment chamber measuring 5 meters by 5 meters by 5 meters. The containment chamber must be constructed with reinforced steel walls lined with a layer of lead to prevent any potential transmission of anomalous properties through electromagnetic radiation. Entry to Patient-442's containment chamber is to be restricted to Soyevel 3 personnel or higher, with access requiring biometric authentication and approval from at least two Soyvel 4 doctors.The containment chamber's door must be equipped with a remotely operated locking mechanism controlled from the site's security station. Emergency protocols dictate that in the event of a containment breach, the chamber is to be sealed immediately, and Mobile Jak Force TND-9 is to be mobilized for retrieval and recontainment operations. Regular patrols by security personnel are to be conducted outside Patient-442's containment chamber to ensure its integrity. Any signs of structural weakness or breaches are to be reported immediately to site engineering staff for repairs.Patient-442's containment chamber is to be equipped with a surveillance system consisting of high-definition cameras with infrared capabilities to monitor the entity's behaviour at all times. Additionally, a two-way communication system must be installed to facilitate interaction with Patient-442 while minimizing direct physical contact. All personnel interacting with Patient-442 must undergo thorough psychological screening and be briefed on the entity's anomalous properties and potential hazards. Protective gear, including gloves and face shields, must be worn by personnel when conducting experiments or maintenance tasks involving Patient-442 to prevent accidental assimilation. Bisexual-weekly psychological evaluations of Patient-442 are to be conducted by designated staff members trained in anomalous psychology. Any changes in behaviour or anomalous manifestations are to be documented and reported to the site director for further analysis. Research into containment procedures aimed at neutralizing or mitigating Patient-442's anomalous properties is ongoing.

Description

Patient-442 is a humanoid entity bearing a resemblance to the professional sportsfag Thomas Müller. The entity stands at approximately 2.32 meters (OH MY FAUCI I WISH I WAS THAT TALL) in height and exhibits exaggerated physical features, including disproportionately weird-looking eyes and a perpetually grinning mouth. Despite its cartoonish appearance, Patient-442 possesses physical attributes surpassing those of an average 'jak, displaying enhanced strength, agility, and durability.Patient-442's anomalous properties manifest primarily through physical contact, typically in the form of handshakes, pats on the back, or other gestures of greeting. Upon contact, Patient-442 initiates a process of forced assimilation, wherein the affected individual undergoes a transformation into an instance of Patient-442-1. This transformation results in the subject adopting a similar caricatured appearance to Patient-442, characterized by exaggerated facial features and a cartoonish demeanour. Patient-442-1 instances exhibit enhanced physical abilities akin to Patient-442, including increased strength, agility, and endurance. Additionally, they display a compulsion to engage in activities associated with association football (soccer for you amerimutts). The process of assimilation appears to overwrite the individual's personality and memories, replacing them with traits consistent with Patient-442's persona. However, limited traces of the subject's original identity may persist, particularly in moments of heckin' stress or emotional distress.Patient-442 was initially discovered following reports of anomalous behaviour at a football stadium during a televised match. Soysylum agents investigating the incident encountered Patient-442 assimilating spectators and players, resulting in widespread chaos and panic. Mobile Jak Force TND-9 was deployed to contain Patient-442 and administer amnestic meds to affected individuals, leading to its subsequent containment at the Soysylum. Efforts to communicate with Patient-442 have been met with limited success, as the entity primarily communicates through exaggerated gestures and vocalizations reminiscent of sports commentary. Further research is required to understand the nature of Patient-442's sentience and its origins.

Addendums

442-1: Following containment, Patient-442 has displayed signs of sentience, communicating through a series of exaggerated gestures and vocalizations reminiscent of sports commentary. Attempts to engage Patient-442 in meaningful dialogue (dialogue that isn't niggerbabble) have proven unsuccessful thus far.

442-2: Research into the origin of Patient-442 is ongoing. Efforts are being made to determine whether Patient-442 is a naturally occurring anomalous entity or the result of Klaus Schwab.

442-3: Experimentation with Patient-442 is currently suspended pending further risk assessment. Continued monitoring of Patient-442's behaviour and anomalous properties is ongoing.