Editing OBJ-294

{{Objectbox
|id=294
|name=The Coffee Machine
|threat=Sootclid
|date=March 18th, 2001
|author=[[User:Dr. Archivist|Dr. Archivist]]
|file=2024 06 04 0lq Kleki.png
}}
=='''Special Containment Procedures'''==
No containment procedures are currently in place. However, OBJ-294 should only be accessed by doctors with clearance level 2 or higher while being guarded by 3 guards at all time. Currently, OBJ-294 is stored in the doctor break room.
=='''Description'''==
OBJ-294 is a standard coffee machine, with the only difference that it has a English QWERTY keyboard and that it runs a regular version of Linux. If fifty cents are deposited, OBJ-294 will turn on with text on it saying "Type in your drink". When this was discovered, there were 12 test logs, in which it disposed drinks within a 100-mile radius such as [[Sproke]], water, [[meds]] and many more. 

After fifteen uses, OBJ-294 will no longer run for 90 minutes. Oddly, after 90 minutes, OBJ-294 would restock. Many caustic liquids, such as acid having no effect on the cup from OBJ-294.
=='''Testing Log'''==
===06/01/2001===
Subject: [[Patient-009]]

Date: June 1st, 2001

Drink: [[Sproke]]

Researcher: [[Dr. Soyberg]]

Effects: Upon drinking the Sproke, subject felt extremely satisfied and kept saying things like "THIS DRINK IS A GEM OR SOMETHING!". The effects would wear out a hour later, and the patient was given [[meds]].
===08/15/2001===
Subject: [[Patient-5007]]

Date: August 15th, 2001

Drink: /calm/

Researcher: [[Dr. Soyowicz]]

Effects: When patient drank a cup of /calm/, the subject turned blue and felt very relieved and effects of schizophrenia did not show. After a few seconds, the patient would collapse. A few minutes later, the subject woke up and the effects wore off.
[[Category:Anomalous Objects]]
[[Category:SOY.C.Ps]]