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=== '''[[Patient-900]]''' ===
=== '''[[OBJ-055]]''' ===
'''Threat Level: Soymiel'''
{{Objectbox|id=055|name="goofy ahh wojak on god bruh"|threat=Thrembo|date=██████|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}Object File ID: 055
 
== Containment Procedures ==
{{Patientbox|file=Patient-1963.png|id=900|name="The Loyal Consumer"|threat=Soymiel|date=April 21st, 2024|author=Ransid}}
Patient-900, while not in use, is to be held in <s>a standard padded cell measuring 10x5x10 meters, with extra concrete and steel reinforcements to prevent another ████ ████ ███████ incident.</s> an identical apartment to room 11031 in the apartment where Patient-900 was retrieved, with the same furnishings and appliances. The holding area must be watched 24/7 by CCTV surveillance, and no fewer than 2 guards are to be posted outside of the cell entrance. Due to subject's usual cooperation and usage, if requested, and given approval by a L4 clearance, the patient may roam the asylum while accompanied by 3 guards. Usage of the subject is to be authorized only via L5 clearance and above. 
 
 


Threat Level: Thrembo


== '''Special Containment Procedures''' ==
OBJ-055 is to be kept in the basement of the 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) headquarters in San Francisco, California. Any staff or patients exposed to OBJ-055 are to be treated with [[Copium|Grade A Copium.]] In the event that OBJ-055 becomes mainstream knowledge, decoy images are to be posted on all major social networking platforms, including 4cuck and ███████. Due to the object's self-containing properties, no additional security is needed.




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-Dr. Soyberg       
-Dr. Soyberg       
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