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{{ | === '''[[OBJ-055]]''' === | ||
{{Objectbox|id=055|name="goofy ahh wojak on god bruh"|threat=Thrembo|date=██████|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}Object File ID: 055 | |||
Threat Level: Thrembo | |||
== '''Special Containment Procedures''' == | |||
OBJ-055 is to be kept in the basement of the 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) headquarters in San Francisco, California. Any staff or patients exposed to OBJ-055 are to be treated with [[Copium|Grade A Copium.]] In the event that OBJ-055 becomes mainstream knowledge, decoy images are to be posted on all major social networking platforms, including 4cuck and ███████. Due to the object's self-containing properties, no additional security is needed. | |||
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>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.
Welcome to The Soysylum, Dr. Soyberg.
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| ID: | 055 |
| Name: | "goofy ahh wojak on god bruh" |
| Threat level: | Thrembo |
| Filed: | ██████ |
| By: | gem |
Threat Level: Thrembo
Special Containment Procedures
OBJ-055 is to be kept in the basement of the 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) headquarters in San Francisco, California. Any staff or patients exposed to OBJ-055 are to be treated with Grade A Copium. In the event that OBJ-055 becomes mainstream knowledge, decoy images are to be posted on all major social networking platforms, including 4cuck and ███████. Due to the object's self-containing properties, no additional security is needed.
News
Hello, Doctors! Soyberg here with another heckin blogpost. Regarding the previous news bulletin, I've been slowly warming up to the Soysphere again, realizing life outside of it is boring as shit. As such, this website WILL be worked on and I WILL be more active within it. Thanks for over 80 pages, I couldn't have done it without my Wife's boyfriend's permission.
-Dr. Soyberg
