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'''Threat Level: Soyclid'''
=== '''[[OBJ-055]]''' ===
{{Objectbox|id=055|name="goofy ahh wojak on god bruh"|threat=Thrembo|date=██████|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}Object File ID: 055


'''Prescribed medication: Sprike and Spoke (DO NOT MIX THE TWO)'''
Threat Level: Thrembo
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| colspan="2" style="border-style: none none none none;" |[[File:59050_-_SoyBooru.jpg|thumb]]
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''ID:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align: right;" |005
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''Name:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align: right;" |Nicknamed "Deformedjak"
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| style="border-style: none none none none;white-space:nowrap" |'''Threat level:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |Soyclid
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''Filed:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |February 9th, 202Ϫ
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| style="border-style: none none none none;" |'''By:'''
| style="border-style: none none none none;text-align:right;" |Professor Chudstein
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= Patient Procedures =
Patient-005 is to be contained in 5x5 metre room. An entire wheel of rope must be supplied into this room every week. Under no circumstances may the topic of █████ or █████████ be brought up in earshot of 005.
 
= Patient Description =
Patient-005 is a brown-skinned male humanoid, and living relative to [[Patient-041]]. Xher face is distorted to the point of being barely recognizable, and tattoos appear and disappear on xher skin that take the shape of spades, hearts, and other crude shapes (The meaning of these has yet to be determined). 005 speaks a slurred mix of Italian and Spanish.
 
[[Patient-005]]


== '''Special Containment Procedures''' ==
OBJ-055 is to be kept in the basement of the 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) headquarters in San Francisco, California. Any staff or patients exposed to OBJ-055 are to be treated with [[Copium|Grade A Copium.]] In the event that OBJ-055 becomes mainstream knowledge, decoy images are to be posted on all major social networking platforms, including 4cuck and ███████. Due to the object's self-containing properties, no additional security is needed.




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