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=== '''[[Patient-4332]]''' === | |||
{{Patientbox|file=Doedoedoedoedoe.png|id=4332|name=>deer|threat=Thrembo|date=June 31st 20XX|author=Dr. Larpson}} | |||
Patient File ID: 4332 | |||
Threat Level: Thrembo | |||
Containment Level: Safe | |||
== Containment Procedure == | |||
Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron <s>based</s> keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied [[Sproke|sproke]] once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen. | |||
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>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
>PLEASE INPUT YOUR PASSWORD.
>14K1ll_4ll_k1kes88
>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.
Welcome to The Soysylum, Dr. Soyberg.
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| ID: | 4332 |
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| Threat level: | Thrembo |
| Filed: | June 31st 20XX |
| By: | Dr. Larpson |
Patient File ID: 4332
Threat Level: Thrembo
Containment Level: Safe
Containment Procedure
Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron based keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied sproke once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.
News
Hello, Doctors! Soyberg here with another heckin blogpost. Regarding the previous news bulletin, I've been slowly warming up to the Soysphere again, realizing life outside of it is boring as shit. As such, this website WILL be worked on and I WILL be more active within it. Thanks for over 80 pages, I couldn't have done it without my Wife's boyfriend's permission.
-Dr. Soyberg
