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=== '''[[ | === '''[[Patient-020]]''' === | ||
{{ | {{Patientbox|file=Greentext jak.png|id=020|name="The 'Jak Dealer"|threat=Sootclid|date=November 1st, 2021|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}} | ||
Patient File ID: 020 | |||
Threat Level: Sootclid | |||
== '''Containment Procedures''' == | |||
Patient-020 is to be locked in a soundproofed standard schizo-containment cell, furnished only with a sheetless mattress. The walls are to be kept coated with a waterproof alloy to prevent materials from adhering to it. Patient-020 is NOT allowed under any circumstances paper, computers, pencils, sharp objects, viscous liquids, or any other objects that can be used to create instances of Patient-020-1 or to feasibly "soyquote" someone with. Patient-020 is to be monitored during shitting, as to make sure the subject does not reproduce Patient-020-1 with fecal matter. | |||
Patient-020's cell is to be exclusively maintained by personnel who are politically left-leaning wh*te middle aged men with stubble and bald heads. Escape of Patient-020 risks a RB-Class "Rangeban" scenario as subject would be able to access Xitter and soyquote politicans en-masse. | |||
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<h2 id="mp-itn-h2" style="margin:0.5em; background:#11EE11; font-family:inherit; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border-left: none; border-top: none; color:#ffffff; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"><center>News</center></h2> | <h2 id="mp-itn-h2" style="margin:0.5em; background:#11EE11; font-family:inherit; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border-left: none; border-top: none; color:#ffffff; padding:0.2em 0.4em;"><center>News</center></h2>Hello again, Doctors. It's me, Dr. Soyberg. It is with great sorrow that I announce that I no longer have any interest with soysphere politics. Since beginning school, I've realized there's more to life than this small echo chamber of (now) 12 year old shitter immigrants. Just like the many popular image boards before it, the Sharty, and soon a plethora of other 'jakking websites will become infested with "tradcath groypers" and literal children. I was fortunate enough to join in late 2023, just in time to experience the last golden age of this IB. '''THOUGH''', as we head into October, it seems like the magic that was there in 2023 is seemingly gone. And so, with that, I retire. This doesn't mean the website will shut down, it just means I won't come on here. To whoever still regularly comes on this website (or even to any nusoisluttas that find this website on accident), I say to you what many others before me have said; never stop 'jakkin, 'teens. | ||
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Revision as of 05:40, 14 February 2025
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| ID: | 020 |
| Name: | "The 'Jak Dealer" |
| Threat level: | Sootclid |
| Filed: | November 1st, 2021 |
| By: | gem |
Patient File ID: 020
Threat Level: Sootclid
Containment Procedures
Patient-020 is to be locked in a soundproofed standard schizo-containment cell, furnished only with a sheetless mattress. The walls are to be kept coated with a waterproof alloy to prevent materials from adhering to it. Patient-020 is NOT allowed under any circumstances paper, computers, pencils, sharp objects, viscous liquids, or any other objects that can be used to create instances of Patient-020-1 or to feasibly "soyquote" someone with. Patient-020 is to be monitored during shitting, as to make sure the subject does not reproduce Patient-020-1 with fecal matter. Patient-020's cell is to be exclusively maintained by personnel who are politically left-leaning wh*te middle aged men with stubble and bald heads. Escape of Patient-020 risks a RB-Class "Rangeban" scenario as subject would be able to access Xitter and soyquote politicans en-masse.
