Patient-005

Patient File ID: 005

Threat Level: Soyclid

Prescribed medication: Sprike and Sproke (DO NOT MIX THE TWO)

Asylum Patient

ID:	005
Name:	Nicknamed "Deformedjak"
Threat level:	Soyclid
Filed:	February 9th, 202Ϫ
By:	Professor Chudstein

Patient Procedures

Patient-005 is to be contained in 5x5 metre cell at all times. An entire wheel of rope must be supplied into this room every week. Under no circumstances may the topic of █████, ███ or █████████ be brought up in earshot of 005.

All staff are to remain at least five (5) meters away from the containment cell at all times, except under direct order from Dr. Soy████████. On-site employee team is required to be ethnically and culturally diverse in order to prevent Patient 005 from breaching containment by using anomalous properties of 005-B.

Patient Description

Patient-005 is a brown-skinned male humanoid, and living relative to Patient-041. Xher face is distorted to the point of being barely recognizable, and tattoos appear and disappear on xher skin that take the shape of spades, hearts, and other crude shapes (The meaning of these has yet to be determined). 005 speaks a slurred mix of Italian and Spanish.

List of 005-B items

This patient frequently changes xher clothing without these clothing items seeming to come from any physical place, and are then discarded on the floor. Soyentists have classified them as 005-B, since they emit anomalous properties on their own when worn by humans. Different items have varying attributes and are non-exhaustedly listed below:

Description	Effect on 005 when worn	Effect on humans when worn
A striped jumpsuit, colored white, blue and pink.	No effect; Standard outfit of 005.	Subject will gain sudden suicidal urges and attempt to choke himself. Will violently resist attempts to take off the jumpsuit.
A blank yellow badge, pinnable to any fabric. Text may be written on it as long as it ends on "award"	Documents past experiences of 005. "Gooned to children again award" suggests a pedophilic nature of the patient, while "Obsessed faggot award" is more elusive. More "awards" not listed here have been noted.	Any "award" pinned to the subject may become reality for them, such as "Is a millionaire award". Long-term exposure may however cause the skin of subjects to turn brown until the subject is clinically insane and in need of meds.
A jumpsuit depicting a country flag (except for █████).	005 will emit signals to any subject of the respective nationality causing severe headaches and hallucinations. Extreme cases result in acking and death.	Subject becomes patriotic of the country shown on the suit to radical degrees and imagine himself to be white, even when he is clearly not. In some cases the subject develops an obsession with eye color charts and claim to be an "A10 aryan", or variations of it.
A logo of the messaging app "Discord". Occasionally also shows broken links to servers from the app.	005 acts more agressive then usual when wearing this and will reject medication. It will also abandon its usual roping routine in favor of gooning to 'P.	Subject will disappear from existence. It is speculated that humans wearing this logo end up in Niggerhell (Snopes status: Unconfirmed).
A jumpsuit depicting the flag of █████. Extremely rare.	HIGHLY DANGEROUS. Immediate evacuation of the facility when 005 is wearing one. Patient will gain Thrembo level powers and can level its containment room. After that it will try to exterminate an entire race of its choice and will not stop until recontained.	Experiments to make humans wear it have not been made so far.

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