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Every 2 weeks, a randomly selected intern is mandated to enter the cow pen. Wearing feminine items (skirts, dresses, long socks, etc.) is recommended as anything remotely chuddy will cause Patient-1997 to attack. | Every 2 weeks, a randomly selected intern is mandated to enter the cow pen. Wearing feminine items (skirts, dresses, long socks, etc.) is recommended as anything remotely chuddy will cause Patient-1997 to attack. | ||
== Addendum == | |||
In a suburb in Birmingham, Alabama. A white police officer reported a voice constantly yelling the word "cracker" whenever he was near open areas. The suburb had people that were described as "not happy or mad, just gloomy." After the police officer heard the strange voice, he contacted Soysylum personnel and Dr. Louie. In a MP3 recording of the incident, one of the Soysylum personnel was heard screaming and falling into a flaming pit. This "flaming pit", as Researcher Steinbaumwombitchz describes it, is another portal leading into OBJ-333. | |||
Revision as of 09:42, 9 May 2025
Class: BLM
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| ID: | 1997 |
| Name: | Cracker Cow |
| Threat level: | Soyclid |
| Filed: | XX/XX/23 |
| By: | Researcher Steinbaumwombitchz |
Description
Patient-1997 is a white Guernsey cow.
Containment Procedure
Like Patient-1996, xe is contained in a 3 kilometer by 3 kilometer grass field outside, which is secured with white-painted oak fences. Patient-1997 must NOT be located in the same pen as Patient-1996. Outside the fenced perimeter, there must be real trees planted around it. Speakers playing We Built This Clitty, by Jordan Raskopoulos are hidden within the forest. The trees must NOT be Patient-010 and its descendants.
Every 2 weeks, a randomly selected intern is mandated to enter the cow pen. Wearing feminine items (skirts, dresses, long socks, etc.) is recommended as anything remotely chuddy will cause Patient-1997 to attack.
Addendum
In a suburb in Birmingham, Alabama. A white police officer reported a voice constantly yelling the word "cracker" whenever he was near open areas. The suburb had people that were described as "not happy or mad, just gloomy." After the police officer heard the strange voice, he contacted Soysylum personnel and Dr. Louie. In a MP3 recording of the incident, one of the Soysylum personnel was heard screaming and falling into a flaming pit. This "flaming pit", as Researcher Steinbaumwombitchz describes it, is another portal leading into OBJ-333.
