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Sproke is a mixture of Sprite and Coke.It is known to be sweet and is | Sproke is a mixture of Sprite and Coke. It is known to be a sweet treat and is recommended in nearly all situations involving patients needing treatment and/or sating. | ||
Snopes has | Snopes has discovered that the mixture of sprite and coke massively increases the effects of medication we give to our patients, and can even be used on its own (in less severe cases). All drinks have currently been replaced with Sproke, and an electrolyte mixture to keep them properly hydrated. We have struck a deal with the manufacturer The ■■■■-■■■■ ■■■■■■■. With this deal, around 15 large, 50 gallon metal barrels containing the syrup used to make the drink are imported from Atlanta, Georgia every 48 hours, due to the large amounts of the drink needed to sate the patients. [[Bugs|Bug]] juice can be mixed with the Sproke in the case of a shortage, but this is not recommended unless the situation is dire due to the fact that diluting Sproke can lead to the cells in patient's bodies [[Trannies|killing themselves]], causing severe [[Autism|brain damage]]. | ||
Revision as of 23:21, 8 February 2024
Sproke is a mixture of Sprite and Coke. It is known to be a sweet treat and is recommended in nearly all situations involving patients needing treatment and/or sating.
Snopes has discovered that the mixture of sprite and coke massively increases the effects of medication we give to our patients, and can even be used on its own (in less severe cases). All drinks have currently been replaced with Sproke, and an electrolyte mixture to keep them properly hydrated. We have struck a deal with the manufacturer The ■■■■-■■■■ ■■■■■■■. With this deal, around 15 large, 50 gallon metal barrels containing the syrup used to make the drink are imported from Atlanta, Georgia every 48 hours, due to the large amounts of the drink needed to sate the patients. Bug juice can be mixed with the Sproke in the case of a shortage, but this is not recommended unless the situation is dire due to the fact that diluting Sproke can lead to the cells in patient's bodies killing themselves, causing severe brain damage.
