Bugs

From The Soysylum
Jump to navigationJump to search
Bug cereal, commonly enjoyed by Nu-males. Best paired with Soylent or Sproke.

Bugs are a meat replacement approved by the WEF. They taste just like shrimp. Almost all of the food in the canteens that our patients eat in is either:

  • Made of ONLY bugs (BCG (Bug Containment Grade) 10/10)
  • Made of at least 50% bugs (BCG of 5/10-9/10)
  • Made of 10% Bugs (BCG grade of 1/10-4/10) (In case of a patient that hates GMOs more than they like Klaus Schwab, add some filler (plastic) so that they don't notice.)
  • Bug-free (BCG 0/10) (For patients with cultures which forbid entomophagy. We're not selfish little fucks.)

Why bugs?[edit | edit source]

Why not bugs? There's nothing wrong with eating ze bugs, chud; You're just ignorant. Shrimp? Crabs? They're bugs too, ya know.

What's that? You just prefer not eating bugs? Newsflash, chuddy--Many food distributors actually allow certain amounts of bug-material into their food. You've been eating bugs indirectly for basically your entire life, so you might as well give in and eat ze bugs. Come on, just eat them already.

You really need to un-learn this bigoted anti-bug rhetoric. Many cultures throughout Asia and Africa employ insects into their cultural dishes. Finding the consumption of ze bugs revolting is just letting your internalized xenophobia shine through.

Put simply, not eating ze bugs is literally a hecking racism. Just fucking eat them, you fucking racist chud.

Meat is heckin evilerino and fux the enviromenterino up o algo, and consumption or distribution of meat will be outlawed and punishable by death once living pods become mandatory.

We will tear your skin and flesh off just because it's technically meat. Jihawg ammo is the absolute worst evil. Meat bad evendoe AI fucks the environment even more than meat ever could (FUCK YOU, COPILOTSTEINBERG). SOY DOESN'T FUCKING CAUSE FEMINIZATION, YOU WORTHLESS ANTISEMITIC F U C K! Meat bad evendoe carnivores and omnivores get sick of meatless diets but just ignore those lil fuckers okay???

If you eat meat, you are literally contributing to der animal holocoasterino and we will manipulate you into giving up your rights and acking under the false promise of forgiveness. We move the fuckin' flagpost here, CHUD.

EAT THE BUGS! EAT THEM! EAT THEM!!! REEEEE!!!!

THE TRUTH[edit | edit source]

Land bugs are full of chitin in their exoskeleton, which unlike sea bugs, cannot be removed or cooked away. Chitin is indigestible to human bodies and causes several illnesses including forms of cancer if overconsumed, therefore the elite want their human cattle to eat bugs to make them weak, dull, mentally deficient, and sick.

Humiliation ritual from the Jews in power to make non-Jews eat disgusting cockroaches while Jews continue to enjoy beef because bugs aren't Kosher and therefore Jews would be the only ones exempted from eating bugs. Making them eat bugs would be anti-semitic.

It's a way of breaking the people's will to make them submit to absolutely anything the elite wants, no matter how disgusting or otherwise unacceptable.

IRRELEVANT.

Bugs is part of a series on
The Soysylum
Patients [-+]
Imported [-+]
Objects [-+]
Anomalous Objects [-+]
Soysylum Personnel [-+]
Anomalous Locations [-+]
Retrieved from "https://soysylum.org/index.php?title=Bugs&oldid=1935"