Bugs

Bugs are a meat replacement approved by the WEF. They taste just like shrimp. Almost all of the food in the canteens that our patients eat in is either:
- Made of ONLY bugs ( BCG (Bug Containment Grade) 10/10).
- Made of at least 50% bugs (BCG of 5/10-9/10)
- Made of 10% Bugs (BCG grade of 1/10-4/10) (In case of a patient that hates GMOs more than they like Klaus Schwab, add some filler (plastic) so that they don't notice.)
Why bugs?[edit | edit source]
Why not bugs? There's nothing wrong with eating ze bugs, chud; You're just ignorant. Shrimp? Crabs? They're bugs too, ya know.
What's that? You just prefer not eating bugs? Newsflash, chuddy--Many food distributors actually allow certain amounts of bug-material into their food. You've been eating bugs indirectly for basically your entire life, so you might as well give in and eat ze bugs. Come on, just eat them already.
You really need to un-learn this bigoted anti-bug rhetoric. Many cultures throughout Asia and Africa employ insects into their cultural dishes. Finding the consumption of ze bugs revolting is just letting your internalized xenophobia shine through.
Put simply, not eating ze bugs is literally a hecking racism. Just fucking eat them, you fucking racist chud.
Meat is heckin evilerino and fux the enviromenterino up o algo, and consumption or distribution of meat will be outlawed and punishable by death once living pods become mandatory.
We will tear your skin and flesh off just because it's technically meat. Jihawg ammo is the absolute worst evil. Meat bad evendoe AI fucks the environment even more than meat ever could (FUCK YOU, COPILOTSTEINBERG). SOY DOESN'T FUCKING CAUSE FEMINIZATION, YOU WORTHLESS ANTISEMITIC F U C K! Meat bad evendoe carnivores and omnivores get sick of meatless diets but just ignore those lil fuckers okay???
If you eat meat, you are literally contributing to der animal holocoasterino and we will manipulate you into giving up your rights and acking under the false promise of forgiveness. We move the fuckin' flagpost here, CHUD.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but... Meat might be even worse than Soylita! SACRIFICE THE HERETIC.
EAT THE BUGS! EAT THEM! EAT THEM!!! REEEEE!!!!
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