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=== '''[[OBJ-055]]''' ===
=== '''[[Patient-4332]]''' ===
{{Objectbox|id=055|name="goofy ahh wojak on god bruh"|threat=Thrembo|date=██████|author=[[User:Gem|gem]]}}Object File ID: 055
{{Patientbox|file=Doedoedoedoedoe.png|id=4332|name=>deer|threat=Thrembo|date=June 31st 20XX|author=Dr. Larpson}}
Patient File ID: 4332


Threat Level: Thrembo
Threat Level: Thrembo


== '''Special Containment Procedures''' ==
Containment Level: Safe
OBJ-055 is to be kept in the basement of the 𝕏 (formerly Twitter) headquarters in San Francisco, California. Any staff or patients exposed to OBJ-055 are to be treated with [[Copium|Grade A Copium.]] In the event that OBJ-055 becomes mainstream knowledge, decoy images are to be posted on all major social networking platforms, including 4cuck and ███████. Due to the object's self-containing properties, no additional security is needed.


== Containment Procedure ==
Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron <s>based</s> keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied [[Sproke|sproke]] once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.





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