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| ID: | 4332 |
| Name: | >deer |
| Threat level: | Thrembo |
| Filed: | June 31st 20XX |
| By: | Dr. Larpson |
Patient File ID: 4332
Threat Level: Thrembo
Containment Level: Safe
Containment Procedure
Patient-4332 is to be contained within a 9x6x9 meter enclosure, constructed out of a carbon-iron based keyed alloy with an inner pure iron lining and a two-door airlock with gas pumps. The patient is to be fed jellofied sproke once a month through a soundproofed tube installed within the enclosure's ceiling. Personnel must remove their ears and put on noise-cancelling headphones before entering Patient-4332's enclosure, and they must keep the headphones on until they leave the enclosure. Under no circumstances may personnel within the enclosure remove their headphones because scary things will happen.
