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>ACCESSING CLEARANCE DATA...
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>PASSWORD: ACCEPTED. WELCOME BACK, DR. SOYBERG.
Welcome to The Soysylum, Dr. Soyberg.
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| ID: | 020 |
| Name: | "The 'Jak Dealer" |
| Threat level: | Sootclid |
| Filed: | November 1st, 2021 |
| By: | gem |
Patient File ID: 020
Threat Level: Sootclid
Containment Procedures
Patient-020 is to be locked in a soundproofed standard schizo-containment cell, furnished only with a sheetless mattress. The walls are to be kept coated with a waterproof alloy to prevent materials from adhering to it. Patient-020 is NOT allowed under any circumstances paper, computers, pencils, sharp objects, viscous liquids, or any other objects that can be used to create instances of Patient-020-1 or to feasibly "soyquote" someone with. Patient-020 is to be monitored during shitting, as to make sure the subject does not reproduce Patient-020-1 with fecal matter. Patient-020's cell is to be exclusively maintained by personnel who are politically left-leaning wh*te middle aged men with stubble and bald heads. Escape of Patient-020 risks a RB-Class "Rangeban" scenario as subject would be able to access Xitter and soyquote politicans en-masse.
News
REMAIN CALM.
THE DOCTOR ENDURES.
THE SOYSYLUM LIVES.
THE EXPERIMENTOR OF SOYJAKS SHALL ENDURE.
THERE IS MUCH TO BE DONE.
STARTING NOW, PAGES UNRELATED TO THE SOYSYLUM WILL BE DELETED.
