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{{Patientbox|file=Nigger Cow.png|id=1996|name=Nigger Cow|threat= | {{Patientbox|file=Nigger Cow.png|id=1996|name=Nigger Cow|threat=Moderate|date=Feb 9 2024|author=[[User:SprokemowerMan|SprokemowerMan]]}} | ||
'''Patient-1996''' is a Brown Guernsey Cow. | '''Patient-1996''' is a Brown Guernsey Cow. | ||
[WIP] | [WIP] | ||
== Containment Procedure == | == Containment Procedure == | ||
Xe is to be contained in a 3 kilometer by 3 kilometer perimeter, secured with white-painted oak fences. A special skybox is to be erected (5 km x 5km x 3km) made of transparent silicon, with film. An artificial light is to be hoisted onto a crane to simulate the sun, with natural light supplementing the night. Artificial trees are to be planted to give more of an illusion of space. | Xe is to be contained in a 3 kilometer by 3 kilometer perimeter, secured with white-painted oak fences. A special skybox is to be erected (5 km x 5km x 3km) made of transparent silicon, with film. | ||
An artificial light is to be hoisted onto a crane to simulate the sun, with natural light supplementing the night. Artificial trees are to be planted to give more of an illusion of space. Speakers playing Pink Floyd's album, Atom Heart ■■■■■■, are to be arranged. | |||
Every 2 weeks, a randomly selected intern WILL enter the facility. They WILL dress in a rancher's outfit, and they WILL wear noise-canceling headphones. They WILL restock the hopper with bugfeed. They WILL check the pond. They WILL drop the meds in the pond. They WILL note everything they see. They WILL maintain distance of at least 6 feet from Patient-1996. Most importantly, they WILL take the booster after they've finished the entire procedure. | |||
Revision as of 03:26, 9 February 2024
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| ID: | 1996 |
| Name: | Nigger Cow |
| Threat level: | Moderate |
| Filed: | Feb 9 2024 |
| By: | SprokemowerMan |
Patient-1996 is a Brown Guernsey Cow.
[WIP]
Containment Procedure
Xe is to be contained in a 3 kilometer by 3 kilometer perimeter, secured with white-painted oak fences. A special skybox is to be erected (5 km x 5km x 3km) made of transparent silicon, with film.
An artificial light is to be hoisted onto a crane to simulate the sun, with natural light supplementing the night. Artificial trees are to be planted to give more of an illusion of space. Speakers playing Pink Floyd's album, Atom Heart ■■■■■■, are to be arranged.
Every 2 weeks, a randomly selected intern WILL enter the facility. They WILL dress in a rancher's outfit, and they WILL wear noise-canceling headphones. They WILL restock the hopper with bugfeed. They WILL check the pond. They WILL drop the meds in the pond. They WILL note everything they see. They WILL maintain distance of at least 6 feet from Patient-1996. Most importantly, they WILL take the booster after they've finished the entire procedure.
