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=== Beheavior ===  
=== Beheavior ===  
Patient-056 possess the ability to speak English (albeit a weird fast-paced version). In conversations had with Soysylum personal, they don’t seem to possess any knowledge on any topic that isn’t related to American History, Cuisine, or Culture, often losing interest after just a few minutes of speaking, they are known to end these conversations with these words “or something” or “or whatever” and “yeah”. For this reason, communicating with the specimen is very hard. However, something as emerged from these attempts:  
Patient-056 possess the ability to speak English (albeit a weird fast-paced version). In conversations had with Soysylum personal, they don’t seem to possess any knowledge on any topic that isn’t related to American History, Cuisine, or Culture, often losing interest after just a few minutes of speaking, they are known to end these conversations with these words “or something” or “or whatever” and “yeah”. For this reason, communicating with the specimen is very hard. However, something as emerged from these attempts:


Patient-056 seems to believe there are multiple races of humans, with themselves being the “White” one. They are mostly indifferent towards other ethnicities, with three exceptions: African, Jewish, and Western European. If Patient-056 is contacted by an African Man, they will start yapping about “The BBC”. The meaning of this acronym is theorized to be either “British Broadcasting Station”, “Bright Blue Cat”, or, more likely “Big Black Coal”. This shows how hecking raycis American society is and why wypipo need to pay reparations NOW. Patient-056 are very friendly towards Jewish People, especially Israelis, obeying everything a Jew will say. For this reason, only Jewish Staff are allowed to perform experiments on Patient-056. On the opposite side of the spectrum, if a patient-056 and a Western European (Italian/French/British etc) human are to meet, Patient-056 will become notably frustrated, loudly yelling “KILL YOURSELF, OBSESSED FAGGOT” OR “WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMAD”. This phrase became the namesake of the species, however, Patient-056 always refer to themselves as “ARYAN BEASTS” In no situation shall this contact last more than 1 hour, as Patient-056 have previously breached containment after being left alone with (DATA EXPUNGED), a British doctor.
==== Diet ====
Patient-056 are very fond of fast-food, especially McDonalds, vomiting any other type of meal.  If a Patient-056 is not given an Impossible Whopper within 48 hours since the last one, they will get increasingly angry, clashing against the walls of the containment chambers and hitting each-other. After 62 hours, they will try to escape containment and will become hostile against any human of any ethnicity.
== History ==
== History ==
Patient-056 was first discovered in an area near DATA EXPUNGED. After being captured, they were moved to site-69
Patient-056 was first discovered in an area near DATA EXPUNGED. After being captured, they were moved to site-69
=== Containment Breaches ===
=== Containment Breaches ===
Patient-056 breached containment two times: the first was after being exposed to an european staff-member, the second after being deprived of McDonalds Goyslop. In both cases, they were recovered some hours afterwards  sharting themselves near a Walmart
Patient-056 breached containment two times: the first was after being exposed to an european staff-member, the second after being deprived of McDonalds Goyslop. In both cases, they were recovered some hours afterwards  sharting themselves near a Walmart

Revision as of 11:31, 19 February 2024

Patient-056 is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIREY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Asylum Patient
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ID: 056
Name: Whiter than you
Threat level: Thrembo, or whatever
Filed: Feb 19, 2024
By: Dr Soyswedeson

This entry was created by an obsessed iranian homosexual

ID: 056

Class: Thrembo

Prescribed Meditation: BBC therapy

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Description

Appearance

Patient-056 denotes a mysterious species of biological entities initially recovered on the North-American continent. Their exact origin is still unknown, however, DNA tests executed on one specimen have revealed the presence of (various) European (56%), Jewish (20%) Cherokee (10%), African BLACK (13%), East-Asian (5%), and Latinx (6%) ancestry.

Beheavior

Patient-056 possess the ability to speak English (albeit a weird fast-paced version). In conversations had with Soysylum personal, they don’t seem to possess any knowledge on any topic that isn’t related to American History, Cuisine, or Culture, often losing interest after just a few minutes of speaking, they are known to end these conversations with these words “or something” or “or whatever” and “yeah”. For this reason, communicating with the specimen is very hard. However, something as emerged from these attempts:

History

Patient-056 was first discovered in an area near DATA EXPUNGED. After being captured, they were moved to site-69

Containment Breaches

Patient-056 breached containment two times: the first was after being exposed to an european staff-member, the second after being deprived of McDonalds Goyslop. In both cases, they were recovered some hours afterwards sharting themselves near a Walmart

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