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* A SWAT team, multiple police cars, and multiple police officers. They were friendly at first, but then were turned hostile as a '''CC CHANGE'''.
* A SWAT team, multiple police cars, and multiple police officers. They were friendly at first, but then were turned hostile as a '''CC CHANGE'''.
* Two destructible glass towers on the edge of the map and a plane. '''(CC CHANGE)'''
* Two destructible glass towers on the edge of the map and a plane. '''(CC CHANGE)'''
* Many party hats, party signs, party tables, party lights, and [https://www.libido.hr/ other party accessories] to teach the 'tards to like the [https://soyjak.party/ Sharty] and Sharty culture, dooming them to forever use the Sharty, which is very obviously one of our [https://4chan.org/ CIA psyops].
* Many party hats, party signs, party tables, party lights, and [https://www.libido.hr/ other party accessories] to teach the 'tards to like the [https://soyjak.party/ Sharty] and Sharty culture, dooming them to forever use the Sharty, which is very obviously one of our [https://4chan.org/ CIA psyops] (this is a confirmed TrueFact™).
* Bombs and swords, to help the 'tards let their frustrations out in the game, instead of in real life.
* Bombs and swords, to help the 'tards let their frustrations out in the game, instead of in real life.
== Creation ==
The RCCP was originally started by the [[wikipedia:Christopher_Poole#:~:text=Christopher%20Poole%20(born%20c.,head%20administrator%20until%20January%202015.|creator]] of [https://wiki.soyjak.party/4chan 4cuck] ximself, to house the then-userbase of [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Qa/ /qa/]. At the time (and possibly currently as well) the creator, Moot, believed the posters on /qa/ (also known as [https://wiki.soyjak.party/Oldfags Sharty Oldfags]) to be medically retarded. There were many reasons xe believed this to be the case, but the main reason was that he thought they thought they were using /b/ and were simply too retarded to click off /qa/. He thought that deleting the board would be a mercy, but instead opted for a "better" option - embedding a ROBLOX playerclient into the board and letting them "do their little retard things" there.
The project never progressed beyond the drawing board doe, and xis attention spam simply couldn't complete it; instead just deleting the board and going off to dilate.
After the creator's abandonment of the project, the [https://wiki.soyjak.party/FBI FBI] (in an [[wikipedia:Jeffrey_Epstein#:~:text=Epstein%20was%20arrested%20again%20on,was%20a%20suicide%20by%20hanging.|unrelated incident]]) raided him and searched his computer. While they scrolled after the [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/vaush-opens-porn-folder-on-stream terabytes of diaper shortstack incest horse child porn] (because of his status as a [https://wiki.soyjak.party/CIA glowie] shill), they found the details of the abandoned project and saved it for later. This would eventually lead to the FBI creating the RCCP in cooperation with the Soyslum.

Revision as of 06:54, 20 February 2024

The Retard CyberContainment Programme is a social entertainment program within the Soyslum, designed to allow patients of lower intelligence, typically diagnosed with mental retardation, to have fun and relax while exploring their creativity in a safe and welcoming enviroment. It is hosted on the video game platform ROBLOX.

Details

The RCCP (Retard CyberContainment Programme) features a small Town (one of ROBLOX's many Studio Templates), but modified to suit the retards' need for fun. Below are a few changes to the original template:

  • Many noob NPCs roam around the map. Although the NPCs do not have a program which allows them to speak, and do not behave intelligently in any way or form, many 'tards believe them to be real people and befriend them. A lot of more chud-prone 'tards take their anger and many sexual frustrations out on the NPCs as well, preventing them from doing so in real life.
  • A replica of the "Killdozer", which ensures they stick to Reddit safeedgyness, and not chudness. The Killdozer itself is to be reffered to as the "Oofdozer" so as to avoid being prosecuted by ROBLOX moderation. The Oofdozer is very glitchy and badly made, but most of the 'tards seem not to notice. (CC CHANGE)
  • A school filled with the previously mentioned noob NPCs, but with an added school shooter. This is to teach the 'tards (many of whom are either adults or will never go near a school because they have private lessons anyways) to be afraid of public schools and run away from them, thus keeping their many usual pedophilic tendencies in check.
  • A SWAT team, multiple police cars, and multiple police officers. They were friendly at first, but then were turned hostile as a CC CHANGE.
  • Two destructible glass towers on the edge of the map and a plane. (CC CHANGE)
  • Many party hats, party signs, party tables, party lights, and other party accessories to teach the 'tards to like the Sharty and Sharty culture, dooming them to forever use the Sharty, which is very obviously one of our CIA psyops (this is a confirmed TrueFact™).
  • Bombs and swords, to help the 'tards let their frustrations out in the game, instead of in real life.

Creation

The RCCP was originally started by the creator of 4cuck ximself, to house the then-userbase of /qa/. At the time (and possibly currently as well) the creator, Moot, believed the posters on /qa/ (also known as Sharty Oldfags) to be medically retarded. There were many reasons xe believed this to be the case, but the main reason was that he thought they thought they were using /b/ and were simply too retarded to click off /qa/. He thought that deleting the board would be a mercy, but instead opted for a "better" option - embedding a ROBLOX playerclient into the board and letting them "do their little retard things" there.

The project never progressed beyond the drawing board doe, and xis attention spam simply couldn't complete it; instead just deleting the board and going off to dilate.

After the creator's abandonment of the project, the FBI (in an unrelated incident) raided him and searched his computer. While they scrolled after the terabytes of diaper shortstack incest horse child porn (because of his status as a glowie shill), they found the details of the abandoned project and saved it for later. This would eventually lead to the FBI creating the RCCP in cooperation with the Soyslum.