Patient-069
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| ID: | 069 |
| Name: | Coomer |
| Threat level: | Thrembo |
| Filed: | 11/11/2011 |
| By: | Skibiditoilet |
Patient File ID: 069
Threat Level: THREMBO
Prescribed Medication: PornHub, Kemono.su, Playboy magazines, Reddit
Patient Description
Patient-069 is a patient of Soysylum, and is the first, and currently only one being treated with computer enhanced erotica. Patient-069 is a 35 year old male. 069 shows signs of sleep deprivation, shows signs of strained eyes, and dilated pupils, likely to be cause due to extreme erotica consumption and elevated dopamine. The patient also shows signs of baldness with likely cause due to extreme masturbation. He has the right arm bigger than the left one, due to him using his right for his so called "hand relief sessions". A recent check of 069's blood samples by Dr. ██████ shows extremely low levels of testosterone, deficiencies in vital nutrients such as Vitamins A, B, C, E, K, and also having Iron deficiency anaemia. A sperm sample test also conducted by Dr. ██████ shows low levels of sperm count. Patient-069 wears a distinguishable white tank top, now yellowed due to not being washed in a long time, although attempts of the 'sylum to wash it have been unsuccessful, due to the patient's resistance of such action. He also wears blue pants, which are unzipped during all times.
