Patient-056

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Patient-056 is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIREY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Asylum Patient
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ID: 056
Name: Whiter than you
Threat level: Thrembo, or whatever
Filed: Feb 19, 2024
By: Dr Soyswedeson

This entry was created by an obsessed iranian homosexual

ID: 056

Class: Thrembo

Prescribed Meditation: BBC therapy

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Description

Appearance

Patient-056 denotes a mysterious species of biological entities initially recovered on the North-American continent. Their exact origin is still unknown, however, DNA tests executed on one specimen have revealed the presence of (various) European (56%), Jewish (20%) Cherokee (10%), African BLACK (13%), East-Asian (5%), and Latinx (6%) ancestry.

Beheavior

Patient-056 possess the ability to speak English (albeit a weird fast-paced version). In conversations had with Soysylum personal, they don’t seem to possess any knowledge on any topic that isn’t related to American History, Cuisine, or Culture, often losing interest after just a few minutes of speaking, they are known to end these conversations with these words “or something” or “or whatever” and “yeah”. For this reason, communicating with the specimen is very hard. However, something as emerged from these attempts:

History

Patient-056 was first discovered in an area near DATA EXPUNGED. After being captured, they were moved to site-69

Containment Breaches

Patient-056 breached containment two times: the first was after being exposed to an european staff-member, the second after being deprived of McDonalds Goyslop. In both cases, they were recovered some hours afterwards sharting themselves near a Walmart