Patient-030
From The Soysylum
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| ID: | 030 |
| Name: | Nojak, Oreo Review Show |
| Threat level: | Soyclid |
| Filed: | Monday, June 16th, 2021 |
| By: | Dr. Larpson |
Patient-030 is an Israeli OREO™ consumer. 030’s age is unknown, but soyentists theorize he is around 30 years old. He was first reported to us in a gay bar in Israel, after becoming feral and violent towards a 100% valid transbian wQmVn that refused to serve him OREO™ wine. 030 follows the religion of (((Judaism))), and is a proven gem.
Capture
After five more reports about this bald man with glasses came out, one of the Soysylum’s divisions came out and captured 030. After multiple tests, 030 was proven to be mentally unwell and unsuited for life in the open.
Behavior
030 requires OREOs to be fed to him every day. If this demand is not satisfied,
