Bugs

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Bugs are a meat replacement approved by the WEF. They taste just like chicken. Almost all of the food in the canteens that our patients eat in is either:

  • Made of ONLY bugs. ( BCG (Bug Containment Grade) 10/10)
  • Made of at least 50% bugs (BCG of 5/10-9/10)
  • Made of 10% Bugs (BCG grade of 1/10-4/10) (In case of a patient that hates GMOs more than they like Klaus Schwab, add some filler (plastic) so that they don't notice.)
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