The Soysylum

The Soy Asylum (better known as the Soysylum) is a mental hospital dedicated to rehabilitating soyteens that have gone schizo. It has employed several award-winning employees and has had several successful rehabilitations.

Location

The Soy Asylum is located in [READACTED], Israel. The most prominent photo of the exterior of the building depicts a vast desert landscape with a mountain protruding from it. On the side of the mountain, a metal door can be seen at the base of the mountain. As of now, this is the only entrance into the Asylum because... It just is, okay? Don't question it further, soyim.