Patient-069
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| ID: | 069 |
| Name: | Coomer |
| Threat level: | Medium |
| Filed: | 11/11/2011 |
| By: | Skibiditoilet |
Patient File ID: 069
Threat Level: Medium
Prescribed Medication: PornHub, Kemono.su, Playboy magazines, Reddit, Rick and Morty
Patient Description
Patient-069 is a patient of Soysylum, and is the first, and currently only one being treated with computer enhanced erotica. Patient-069 is a 28 year old male. 069 shows signs of sleep deprivation, depression, signs of strained eyes, and dilated pupils, likely to be cause due to extreme erotica consumption and elevated dopamine. The patient also shows signs of baldness with likely cause due to extreme masturbation. He has the right arm bigger than the left one, due to him using his right for his so called "hand relief sessions". A recent check of 069's blood samples by Dr. ██████ shows extremely low levels of testosterone, deficiencies in vital nutrients such as Vitamins A, B, C, E, K, and also having iron deficiency anaemia. A sperm sample test also conducted by Dr. ██████ shows low levels of sperm count. Patient-069 wears a distinguishable white tank top, now yellowed due to not being washed in a long time, although attempts of the 'sylum to wash it have been unsuccessful, due to the patient's resistance of such action. He also wears blue pants, which are unzipped during all times. Patient-069's personality is totally revolved around getting that dopamine rush from masturbation all times. IQ tests have been conducted in the patient on a regular basis since he has been admitted into the Soysylum, and it shows a steady decline from 101 score in 2012 to a score of 88 in 2023, a decline of 13 points in 11 years, likely linked to porn.
Soypecial Containment Procedures
Patient-069 is to be kept in cell number ███ at all times. The cell is to be fitted with one bed, a desk, a bookshelf, and one jar, which is to be cleaned on a weekly basis. The patient is to be supplied with one laptop, one television, and one VHS player. Erotica magazines are to be supplied on a weekly basis, with the old ones being disposed. New VHS tapes of the cartoon series "Rick and Morty" are to be supplied to the patient once a new season is launched. The supplied laptop must be restricted to the local Soysylum Network, as to protect the rest of the internet from his degenerate behaviour.
Treatment
The patient's case has redeemed hopeless by Dr. ███████, due to the patient's brain being rewired by porn beyond reversal. But treatments have been attempted in the past, such as:
- Semen Retention
- Shock Therapy
- Sensory Depravation
- Sex with a real woman
- Brainwashing
- Rick and Morty (in use)
- Maintain the Status quo (in use)
- [REDACTED]
The treatments still in use are only for palliative purposes, as the other treatments have been deemed ineffective or potentially dangerous, especially [REDACTED]. Rick and Morty has shown to moderatively help with his depression, with its easy to comprehend humor. The status quo has shown to be effective, as changes in his routine have only been proven to worsen his well-being, and caused him to go anxious, even aggressive.
Euthanasia has been considered but it was declined by Dr. ████ deeming the procedure "inhumane" and "cruel".
