Patient-008

Patient File ID: 008

Threat Level: Soyclid

Prescribed medication: Trusting the Science

Asylum Patient

ID:	008
Name:	Biblically Accurate Angel
Threat level:	Soyclid
Filed:	May 14th, 2019
By:	Dr Feralstein

Patient Procedures

A 5x5 chamber hewn into a mountain located ██ kilometers near the Soysylum is the designated containment room for Patient-008. The entrance is to be blocked with a 3-ton boulder, with soyentists surveilling the entrance. Any movement of the rock should be reported immediately to the office of K███s S████b for further orders. Every week fact-checkers will scan the interior and note the current status of 008. Attempts to booster shot the patient are to be kept up until completion.

Patient Description

Patient-008 is an entity comprised of several thrembonium rings decorated with eyes and held together through nothing but magic (even doe magic is debunked). In the middle a floating head permanently soygapes at how biblically accurate it is. 008 speaks little, but when it does it usually only says "BE NOT AFRAID OR SOMETHING". Patient-008's powers are yet to be measured, though it has been spotted watching Star Wars trailers without crying, which is commomly known to be humanly impossible.

Excerpt from the Soyble

This is a secret paragraph in the book of Fauci inacessible to the soyim. The following is taken from Chapter 14, Verse 88: "And then S███ said, 'Let there be an angel', and it was biblically accurate. And then S███ seperated the chuds from the troons, and he said 'Let this angel slumber, so he may one day bring wrath upon the troons', and the angel slumbered. And S███ rested, as he knew TTD is inevitable." Any queerphobic bigot who thinks of connecting 008 to this verse must be arrested for alt-right hate conspiracies.