Patient-008

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Patient File ID: 008

Threat Level: Soyclid

Prescribed medication: Trusting the Science

Asylum Patient
ID: 008
Name: Biblically Accurate Angel
Threat level: Soyclid
Filed: May 14th, 2019
By: Dr Feralstein

Patient Procedures[edit | edit source]

A 5x5 chamber hewn into a mountain located ██ kilometers near the Soysylum is the designated containment room for Patient-008. The entrance is to be blocked with a 3-ton boulder, with soyentists surveilling the entrance. Any movement of the rock should be reported immediately to the office of K███s S████b for further orders. Every week fact-checkers will scan the interior and note the current status of 008. Attempts to booster shot the patient are to be kept up until completion.

Patient Description[edit | edit source]

Patient-008 is an entity comprised of several thrembonium rings decorated with eyes and held together through nothing but magic (even doe magic is debunked). In the middle a floating head permanently soygapes at how biblically accurate it is. 008 speaks little, but when it does it usually only says "BE NOT AFRAID OR SOMETHING". Patient-008's powers are yet to be measured, though[1] it has been spotted watching Star Wars trailers without crying, which is commomly known to be humanly impossible.

Excerpt from the Soyble[edit | edit source]

This is a secret paragraph in the book of Fauci inacessible to the soyim. The following is taken from Chapter 14, Verse 88:

"And then S███ said, 'Let there be an angel', and it was biblically accurate. And then S███ seperated the chuds from the troons, and he said 'Let this angel slumber, so he may one day bring wrath upon the troons', and the angel slumbered. And S███ rested, as he knew TTD is inevitable."

Any queerphobic bigot who thinks of connecting 008 to this verse must be arrested for alt-right hate conspiracies.

  1. ↑ >though
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