Patient-056
Patient-056 is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIREY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!
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| ID: | 056 |
| Name: | Whiter than you |
| Threat level: | Thrembo, or whatever |
| Filed: | Feb 19, 2024 |
| By: | Dr Soyswedeson |
This entry was created by an obsessed iranian homosexual
ID: 056
Class: Thrembo
Prescribed Meditation: BBC therapy
Containment Procedures
All living examples of Patient-056 are to be contained in Site-69, Ohio, within a large and modified Thrembo humanoid containment chamber, with walls no thinner than 1 metre and covered in acid-resisting steel, or something. An American flag and multiple toilets are to be installed inside the room. Under no circumstance shall Patient-056 come in contact with a European staff member, in order to avoid a possible containment breach
As of 2024, only six living specimen of patient-056 are contained
Description
Appearance
Patient-056 denotes a mysterious species of biological entities initially recovered on the North-American continent. Their exact origin is still unknown, however, DNA tests executed on one specimen have revealed the presence of (various) European (56%), Jewish (20%) Cherokee (10%), African BLACK (13%), East-Asian (5%), and Latinx (6%) ancestry.
Patient 056’s appearance is very different from that of normal humans. The face is greatly deformed, being made of a large pink mouth, two small eyes, a small nose, “impish” ears and a double chin. They have an obese body, typically weighing at around 300 kg; despite this, Patient-056 don’t seem to suffer from any major health problems. They seem to be physically strong (being able to break walls) but due to their fat body, are also very slow. They seem to be unable to reproduce, and, currently, no female member of the species has been found.
Beheavior
Patient-056 possess the ability to speak English (albeit a weird fast-paced version). In conversations had with Soysylum personal, they don’t seem to possess any knowledge on any topic that isn’t related to American History, Cuisine, or Culture, often losing interest after just a few minutes of speaking, they are known to end these conversations with these words “or something” or “or whatever” and “yeah”. For this reason, communicating with the specimen is very hard. However, something as emerged from these attempts:
Patient-056 seems to believe there are multiple races of humans, with themselves being the “White” one. They are mostly indifferent towards other ethnicities, with three exceptions: African, Jewish, and Western European. If Patient-056 is contacted by an African Man, they will start yapping about “The BBC”. The meaning of this acronym is theorized to be either “British Broadcasting Station”, “Bright Blue Cat”, or, more likely “Big Black Coal”. This shows how hecking raycis American society is and why wypipo need to pay reparations NOW. Patient-056 are very friendly towards Jewish People, especially Israelis, obeying everything a Jew will say. For this reason, only Jewish Staff are allowed to perform experiments on Patient-056. On the opposite side of the spectrum, if a patient-056 and a Western European (Italian/French/British etc) human are to meet, Patient-056 will become notably frustrated, loudly yelling “KILL YOURSELF, OBSESSED FAGGOT” OR “WHITER THAN YOU MUHAMMAD”. This phrase became the namesake of the species, however, Patient-056 always refer to themselves as “ARYAN BEASTS” In no situation shall this contact last more than 1 hour, as Patient-056 have previously breached containment after being left alone with (DATA EXPUNGED), a British doctor.
Diet
Patient-056 are very fond of fast-food, especially McDonalds, vomiting any other type of meal. If a Patient-056 is not given an Impossible Whopper within 48 hours since the last one, they will get increasingly angry, clashing against the walls of the containment chambers and hitting each-other. After 62 hours, they will try to escape containment and will become hostile against any human of any ethnicity.
History
Patient-056 was first discovered in an area near DATA EXPUNGED. After being captured, they were moved to site-69
Containment Breaches
Patient-056 breached containment two times: the first was after being exposed to an european staff-member, the second after being deprived of McDonalds Goyslop. In both cases, they were recovered some hours afterwards sharting themselves near a Walmart
