User contributions for Intern Soywitz

11 December 2025

• 08:4008:40, 11 December 2025 diff hist +1,853‎ N Soylentities ‎ Created page with "The '''Soylentities''' are entities which have reportedly been sighted in and around the Mental Asylum. At first it was thought these entities were merely hallucinations of schizophrenic patients who had consumed extreme quantities (>10L) of Soylent. However they were proven to exist when a security camera captured footage of one in the Soylent Shortage Riots of 1999. Four soylentities are known to exist..." current Tag: Visual edit: Switched
• 08:3908:39, 11 December 2025 diff hist +14,299‎ N Project Ingolstadt ‎ Created page with "The following files were recovered from KolymaNET. = 03.28.2022 - Subject #00501-Λ = thumb|Subject #00501-Λ As a child, I used to steal my sister's dolls. I would strip off their clothes, carve apart their plastic skin with pilfered scissors and knives, and glue their parts together to make chimaeras of my own, like a young Josef Mengele. She would always scream once she discovered my creations, and cry to my father, "Daddy! Daddy! B..." current
• 08:3808:38, 11 December 2025 diff hist +3,295‎ N Märgerautismus syndrome ‎ Cobson
• 08:3608:36, 11 December 2025 diff hist +6,316‎ N Patient-25116 ‎ Created page with "'''Neutralplier''' was a patient at the Mental Asylum. == Patient File == {{Patientbox|file=Neutral Markiplier.png|id=25116|name=Neutralplier|threat=Extremely Low|date=2024-03-18|author=Dr. Soystein}} <code>Soy Patient File: 25116</code> <code>Real Name: Unknown</code> <code>Threat: Extremely Low</code></br> '''Description''': Neutralplier or Patient 25116 is a male in his late 30's. He appears entirely physically identical to Markiplier Soyjak (Patient)|Mar..."
• 08:1708:17, 11 December 2025 diff hist +8‎ Intern Soywitz ‎No edit summary Tag: Visual edit

10 December 2025

• 14:1814:18, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:SoyWojak.png ‎No edit summary current
• 14:1814:18, 10 December 2025 diff hist +2,321‎ N Patient-59Ϫ5 ‎ Created page with "'''Item#:''' Patient-59Ϫ5 '''Object Class:''' Keter thumb|248x248px|'''Patient-59Ϫ5''' (non anomalous) '''Special Containment Procedures:''' As of Feburary 2022, Patient-59Ϫ5 is considered uncontainable. Management of Patient-59Ϫ5 is the only remaining option. Foundation agents are to infiltrate the janitoral staff of the message board 4Channel whereupon agents are to remove all instances of Patient-59Ϫ5 and issue a ban plea to the p..." current Tag: Visual edit: Switched
• 14:1214:12, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:SOYCP 1488.png ‎No edit summary current
• 14:1114:11, 10 December 2025 diff hist −12‎ Patient-1488-C ‎ cobson current Tag: Visual edit
• 14:1014:10, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1,449‎ N Patient-1488-C ‎ Created page with "200px|frameless|thumb|right {{Redtext|WARNING: ACSESSING THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER ADMITTANCE OR IDENTIFICATION COULD LEAD UP TO 25 YEARS IN [REMOVED] CUSTODY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.}} Object Description: Patient-1488-C is a meme-tic mutation from the █████████ server running on the video game from Microsoft called Minecraft originating from /muv/ on the website ██████.party Patient-1488-C-1 Is a..."
• 14:0414:04, 10 December 2025 diff hist +65‎ Patient-986 ‎No edit summary current
• 14:0114:01, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:Fruitjak watermelon.png ‎No edit summary current
• 13:5913:59, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1,357‎ N Patient-986 ‎ Created page with "200px|frameless|thumb|right WARNING: ACSESSING THIS FILE WITHOUT PROPER ADMITTANCE OR IDENTIFICATION COULD LEAD UP TO 25 YEARS IN [REMOVED] CUSTODY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Threat Level: Highly Contagious Object Description: Patient-986 is a symbiotic virus that infects homo-sapiens and other lifeforms. Patient-986 986 resembles various common fruits and foods formed from plants found across the world, Patient-986..."
• 13:5513:55, 10 December 2025 diff hist −140‎ Dr. Soyer ‎No edit summary Tag: Visual edit: Switched
• 13:5213:52, 10 December 2025 diff hist +111‎ N File:Dr Soyer.png ‎No edit summary current
• 13:5013:50, 10 December 2025 diff hist +22‎ Dr. Soyswedeson ‎No edit summary current
• 13:5013:50, 10 December 2025 diff hist +22‎ Dr. Gigachad ‎No edit summary
• 13:4813:48, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:1617398689808.png ‎No edit summary current
• 13:4713:47, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:Doctor Gigachad.jpg ‎No edit summary current
• 13:4013:40, 10 December 2025 diff hist +209‎ User:Intern Soywitz/Journal ‎ cobson Tag: Visual edit
• 13:3713:37, 10 December 2025 diff hist −40,596‎ OBJ-5000 ‎ Replaced content with "this is 40k characters make something instead of copypasting slop....." Tag: Replaced
• 13:0013:00, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1,008‎ N Dr. Soyer ‎ Created page with "{{Infobox Soyjak | name = Dr. Soyer | image =250px | type = Soyjak doctor | oldest_known_post= /qa/ (4chan), July 16, 2021 <ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4735954/#4739519</ref> | booru_posts = {{boorusearch|dr_soyer|display=15}} as of June 24, 2025 | based_on = Bernd }} {{Gem}} '''Dr. Soyer''' is a doctor and security guard employed at the Mental Asylum. Despite his medical..." Tag: Visual edit: Switched
• 13:0013:00, 10 December 2025 diff hist +926‎ Dr. Soyswedeson ‎No edit summary
• 12:5912:59, 10 December 2025 diff hist −24‎ Dr. Soyinivovich ‎No edit summary current Tag: Visual edit
• 12:5912:59, 10 December 2025 diff hist +773‎ N Dr. Soyinivovich ‎ Created page with "{{Coal}}{{NeedsImages}} Dr. Soyinivovich is a medical doctor with a PhD in Psychiatry and Treatment of Mental Illnesses. He has been assigned to work at the Mental Asylum, hired<ref>Due to lack of personnel.</ref> in 2023 after applying for a position at the institution. He is currently in an internship at the asylum, with Dr. Soyer as his mentor. He has been put in charge of patients 2985 and 1940-1960 during his inter..." Tag: Visual edit: Switched
• 12:5912:59, 10 December 2025 diff hist +302‎ N Dr. Gigachad ‎ Created page with "ALERT: NOT CANON200px|thumb|right|Dr. Gigachad '''Dr. Gigachad''' was (is?) the Head Psychiatrist at the Mental Asylum<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201027083142/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/7010.html </ref>. {{reflist}} Category:Doctors Category:Gigachads"
• 12:5112:51, 10 December 2025 diff hist +30‎ Dr. Sprokeberg ‎No edit summary current Tag: Visual edit: Switched
• 12:5012:50, 10 December 2025 diff hist −1,073‎ Template:Reflist ‎No edit summary current
• 12:4512:45, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1,232‎ N Template:Reflist ‎ Created page with "<h2>{{#if:{{{custom header|}}}|{{{custom header|}}}|{{#switch:{{{group|}}}|upper-alpha|upper-roman|lower-alpha|lower-greek|lower-roman=Notes|Citations}}}}</h2> <templatestyles src="Reflist/styles.css" /><div class="reflist <!-- -->{{#if:{{{1|}}}{{{colwidth|}}}|reflist-columns references-column-width}} <!-- -->{{#switch:{{{liststyle|{{{group|}}}}}}|upper-alpha|upper-roman|lower-alpha|lower-greek|lower-roman=reflist-{{{liststyle|{{{group}}}}}}}} <!-- -->{{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{#i..."
• 12:4412:44, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ File:Sproke stand.png ‎ Intern Soywitz uploaded a new version of File:Sproke stand.png current
• 12:4112:41, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:Sproke stand.png ‎No edit summary
• 12:3812:38, 10 December 2025 diff hist +28‎ N Dr. Medstein ‎ Redirected page to Dr. Sprokeberg current Tags: New redirect Visual edit
• 12:3312:33, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:Medsjak.png ‎No edit summary current
• 12:3312:33, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:Soyjak ear surgery.png ‎No edit summary current
• 12:0912:09, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:1280px-Soyjak ear surgery.png.webp ‎No edit summary current
• 12:0712:07, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ N File:Medstein's monster.png ‎No edit summary current
• 12:0612:06, 10 December 2025 diff hist +3,275‎ N Dr. Sprokeberg ‎ Created page with "{{Deadmeme}}alt=Moon feelsoy observes intently.|thumb|Dr. Medstein and his monster. thumb|Dr. Sprokeberg performing ear surgeries for the patients in the Mental Asylum sometime before Sprokeberg's monster's creation.<ref name=":0" /> thumb|A lone Dr. Sprokeberg performing his daily duties. File:Sproke stand.png|thumb|Dr. Sprokeberg manning a Sproke stand.<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2"..."
• 09:1109:11, 10 December 2025 diff hist −1‎ User:Intern Soywitz/Journal ‎No edit summary Tag: Visual edit
• 08:4508:45, 10 December 2025 diff hist +61‎ User:Intern Soywitz ‎No edit summary Tag: Visual edit
• 08:4508:45, 10 December 2025 diff hist −1,273‎ User:Intern Soywitz ‎ Replaced content with "File on me wonder what they think about me My personal journal" Tags: Replaced Visual edit
• 08:4408:44, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1,325‎ N User:Intern Soywitz/Journal ‎ Created page with "== My Personal Journal == This is so I dont go insane i doubt anyones gonna read it so ill keep it informal casual im tired of grammar. probably gonna write on here if i get bored or anything happends ====== December 7, 2025 ====== ---- Journal Entry #1: I just graduated God why did I pick books of all things to major in now I have to be an intern for this middle of nowhere Soysylum maybe they'll be be nice and i get paid one day. ====== December 9, 2025 ====== ----J..."
• 08:4308:43, 10 December 2025 diff hist +56‎ User talk:Intern Soywitz ‎No edit summary
• 08:4208:42, 10 December 2025 diff hist +23‎ N User talk:Intern Soywitz/OOC ‎ Created page with "out of character o algo"
• 08:4108:41, 10 December 2025 diff hist −2,314‎ User talk:OOC ‎ Blanked the page current Tag: Blanking
• 08:4108:41, 10 December 2025 diff hist +2,314‎ N User talk:Rot/OOC ‎ Created page with "Hello, Rot. It's me, Dr. Soyberg. Thank you for taking interest in my (admittedly dead) website. Even though I have no intention of coming back to the Sharty, you've re-ignited my interest in this website. --Dr. Soyberg (talk) 09:56, 6 April 2025 (PDT) Hi Soyberg, I'm glad to see you return. Me and a couple of other friends have plans to help breathe more life into this DNB, so hopefully it'll become alive again. If we fail..." current
• 08:3708:37, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1‎ User talk:Rot ‎No edit summary
• 08:3708:37, 10 December 2025 diff hist −27‎ User talk:Rot/archive ‎ Blanked the page current Tag: Blanking
• 08:3608:36, 10 December 2025 diff hist +27‎ N User talk:Rot/archive ‎ Intern Soywitz moved page User talk:Rot/archive to User talk:OOC Tag: New redirect
• 08:3608:36, 10 December 2025 diff hist 0‎ m User talk:OOC ‎ Intern Soywitz moved page User talk:Rot/archive to User talk:OOC
• 08:3408:34, 10 December 2025 diff hist +1‎ User talk:Rot ‎No edit summary